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A reminder

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I just came in the middle aisle of Aldi while reading this.

Spoiler alert: Paying for a by-election is illegal. You can’t use the millions you got from a foreign billionaire and will not answer any questions about, to buy a British election, you mad posh bastard.

Farage is Reforms only selling point and its biggest weakness. If he goes it won’t be because questions were asked, but because the answers would reveal an endless pit of corruption. Just shows how much of a free ride he’s had. Literally. Clean MPs don’t go over questions about their finances.

U OK HUN? PM ME.

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A summary of how British political correspondents and broadcasters reacted to Starmer’s resignation…

Starmer has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever before he leaves office.

The purchase of Salt-N-Pepa grinders was when Peter Murrell really started to push it.

Remember this the next time you complain that Starmer isn’t being a given a fair run by the press. Instead of regulating the media, which only he has the power to do, he drinks Murdochs champagne. This is one of many reasons why I’m backing Andy Burnham.

I’ve decided that I’ll only feature videos of Farage in my content with voice modification, like the BBC did with Sinn Fein in the 90s, to avoid giving them the oxygen of publicity or any illusion of credibility.

Considering rich businessmen are his pay pigs, the way he whores himself out on Cameo and the fact that crypto billionaires literally buy his houses, I think it’d be factually accurate at this point to refer to Nigel Farage as a rent boy.

What a difference a few years make, eh Wes? My view on a possible Streeting challenge? The timing will prove it to be wholly self serving, his links to Mandy will be an issue and in terms of leaning, he’d make Starmer look like McDonnell (but it’d read as continuity) and we’d be back at square one.

Do you think it’s appropriate for GMB to platform a guest who suggests that Starmer takes the “Dignitas route” and “dies with dignity” only for Susanna Reid to join in? Even figuratively, a broadcaster suggesting that the PM takes his own life is indefensible and abhorrent.

If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

What the FUCK? Sam Coates at Sky News warning the public that photos released by No 10, of Starmer, are “government propaganda” and “fake news” without ANY discernible evidence. He repeatedly tells people to NOT trust the photos. No broadcaster should show this level of bias. BEYOND fucked up.

In Sunderland, Reform stood David Barker. Who beat his girlfriend “black and blue”. He also neglected and burnt his child with cigarettes. He was handed a suspended sentence. It comes up when you Google him. He won in the council election. A vicious domestic abuser is now a Reform Councillor.

The only thing keeping me going right now is the daydream of one day raising a glass of champagne over the tatty gutter rag obituary of that nicotine stained swindling c*nt.

Yeah, a real fucking MYSTERY how Reform managed it, isn’t it? The press CONSTANTLY lap at the balls of that dodgy prick. The result? His billionaire funded online psy op goes mainstream, the illusion of mass consensus is created and then idiot voters feverishly kiss the hand that will beat them.

Call me old fashioned but I miss the good old days when politicians were forced to answer questions BEFORE an election.

Quite bold of her to release a book when none of her target audience can read.

Staged assassination time comes round quicker every year doesn’t it? Especially when you’re polling low and it’s the anniversary of Virginia Guiffre’s death.

The first thing that comes into my head every time the orange nonce stages a hit job. There’s more guns than people in America, I find it incredibly hard to believe that even one of them would fail to shoot on target, let alone three.

Found the meteorologist responsible for naming Storm Dave.

Grenfell was social murder. Residents tried to raise concerns for years but were ignored by those in power, due to their class, race and social status. Simon Dudley has further proven that Reform will act in the interests of billionaire investors, not their poor, conned voters.

It’s hard to think of a good April Fools joke when paedo billionaires, tech bros and late stage capitalism have already made fools of us all.

Significant from Starmer. In this conference he *directly* acknowledges the economic disaster of Brexit and commits to a closer relationship with the EU. Refusing to join Trump’s war, distancing Britain from the US and realigning with our EU friends, are all the correct decisions. Fair play.