Suresh Singaratnam
@suresh
Music is my life. Making strangers laugh on the internet is my favourite hobby. (He/Him)
Good morning to everyone except the people who cut funding to wildfire prevention. 💔🌎
Maybe Prime Minister Carney needs to apply his "Taking the world as it is, not as we wish it to be" philosophy to fighting global warming and air pollution instead of building more fucking pipelines and AI data centres. 🤷🏾💔🌎
The air quality warning in Mississauga is already at 6, and the sun isn’t even up yet 😭 💔🌎
MLB pitcher Spencer Miles wears the number 62 on his @torontobluejays.bsky.social jersey. Go do the conversion for 1 kilometre to miles see how many miles that is, I'll wait. 🤣💙🩵🤍❤️🇨🇦
No one: The pianist Billy Joel is asking to "sing us a song" in "Piano Man", during that long-ass harmonica solo in a song titled "Piano Man":
Thank you again to everyone who bought Maple Seed on Bandcamp a couple weeks ago (and an EXTRA thank you to that extra generous and kind someone who essentially donated $350 USD to the cause)!! The kiddos in Owen Sound were totally surprised and happy with their new photo-books! 🥹❤️🙏🏾
The haircut I asked the salon for on Sunday vs. the haircut I walked out of the salon with on Sunday
I love how spellcheck still doesn't recognize "trillionaire" as a real word. It's almost like the operating system is trying to us that trillionaires shouldn't exist. 🤷🏾
No one: Denis Villeneuve casting Paul Atreides for his Dune trilogy:
Jeffrey Epstein apologist and noted sex pest Lawrence Krauss is going full-tilt right-winger with his racism now
One of my best friends just accidentally texted me something [100% G-rated/family friendly] that he meant to text to his wife. So naturally, I replied with this 👇👇👇
If President Obama even publicly CONTEMPLATED the idea of building a UFC ring on the lawn of the White House, Republicans would be calling for his impeachment and retaliatory strikes on Kenya.
Me: *Hits new PR on Deadlifts yesterday...for 2 reps* My Central Nervous System Today:
Mel Gibson really cast a WHITE DUDE FROM FINLAND to play JESUS in a movie premiering in 2027 🤣🤦🏾♂️
TFW when I texted my friend "Happy Mother's Day!" and she replied with "Thank you! To you too"
The reflection of the lighting in the room for this @dallasmavs.bsky.social press conference makes Masai Ujiri look like he has a halo, the angel that he is. 🥹❤️
Darth Vader: Happy Revenge of the Fifth! Padme: Anakin, no! Today is Cinco de Mayo! Darth Vader:
Damn, first the bricks of ice in the parking lot, then the two "frozen" seats at Game 3, now Drake really brought Adam Silver to Toronto for his album promo.
If Ford is abusing his majority government to override municipal governments, it's time for the federal government to step in to stop this and investigate him. Can't the RCMP seize those cellphone records if there's reasonable suspicion of Ford conducting backroom deals with his cronies in the US?
Tim Cook out here with a masterclass in "How to Squander Years of Building Up Respect in a Just a Few Months of Appeasing Fascists"