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susan

@susandixon

Pathologically Canadian traveller, writer, song and dance gal #WearAMask [pfp alt text: photo of a smiling gal (me) with dark hair and blue eyes, wearing silver hoop earrings and a white turtleneck]

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susan@susandixon· 21d

susan@susandixon· 23d

Generated poster for VeggieTales: Exit, Pursued by C. jejuni

Pale blue background with the main VeggieTales characters in a row

susan@susandixon· 26d

susan@susandixon· 29d

ah-la dee dee ah-one, two, three

Screenshot of the US president, wearing his usual oversized dark blue suit and red tie with a white shirt, talking to the press.

He is talking about how the word "dumb" has a silent b in it, but the autocaptions have captured his diatribe as:
Most people don't know that dumb as a bee

susan@susandixon· Jul 11

Movie poster for The Witch (styled as THE VVITCH), with the two initial V's inverted so it forms an M instead of a W.

The poster shows the title in a creepy white font on a black background, and below is an image of the head of a male goat with large curved horns.

susan@susandixon· Jul 10

Brownies, anyone?

A blue and white plate piled with a fresh batch of chocolatey brownies

susan@susandixon· Jul 10

This could be us but you neighin'

John Collier's 1897 painting 'Lady Godiva'

In the painting, a young nude woman is riding a magnificent white horse, with a red bridle and a flowing red cloak with gold embellishments. The woman's long reddish-brown hair flows over her shoulder and down her back, and she is blushing and her head is downcast.

susan@susandixon· Jul 9

Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only

Nandor The Relentless (Kayvan Novak) on What We Do in the Shadows. He is wearing a black jacket with brass buttons and black pants, with a black cape over his shoulders and fastened at the neck. He has his hands clasped above his waist, and has shoulder-length dark hair and a beard. He is standing in the aisle of a supermarket, and looks vaguely confused and displeased.

susan@susandixon· Jul 4

Ernest Goes Too Camp

Jim Varney in very camp drag as Aunt Nelda, wearing red lipstick, blue eye shadow, a grey wig, and glasses. Aunt Nelda has a neck brace and is inexplicably posed next to a skull, with her hand gently resting on top.

susan@susandixon· Jul 4

where I come from, we would say, "US, hey?"

One-panel comic by Bob Rich, showing three guys holding signs up over their heads. The first two guys are wearing t-shirts with American flags on the front, and the third guy has a red maple leaf on his shirt. The signs spell out: U S EHH, and text below says HAPPY 4th OF JULY.

susan@susandixon· Jul 2

20 Celsius, but hot weather and thunderstorms are on the way

Screenshot of the weekend forecast for Winnipeg, MB
Friday, July 3 - high of 24 (feels 30) with possible storms
July 4 - high of 24 (80% chance of storms and 5-10 mm of rain)
July 5 - high of 28 (partly sunny)

susan@susandixon· Jul 1

Happy Canada Day!

Head and shoulders photo of yours truly, wearing a red and white frock and silver hoop earrings, smiling Canadianly

susan@susandixon· Jun 26

Oh my goodness I can't believe the cover was marked as adult content 😂

Screenshot of my previous post, showing @moderation.bsky.app marked the cover of the novel Perfume: The Story of a Murderer by Patrick Süskind as adult content. The cover art is a detail of Antoine Watteau's painting "Jupiter and Antiope" and shows (again, a PAINTING) of a topless woman in repose.

susan@susandixon· Jun 26

Sometime you should read my favourite novel

Cover of the Penguin Books edition of Perfume: The Story of a Murderer by Patrick Süskind. The artwork is a detail from Antoine Watteau's painting "Jupiter and Antiope" and shows a sleeping Antiope. We see her pale, bare torso and her face, with her reddish hair up in a loose style. She lies a bit twisted, so that her front side faces out. Her head rests in the crook of her right arm, and her left arm hangs down.

The author's name is at the top, and the book's title is in the bottom third of the image.

Text at the bottom reads: Witty, stylish, and ferociously absorbing...menace conveyed with all the power of the writer's elegant unease. - Observer

susan@susandixon· Jun 26

on bluesky, alt text makes us

Images of football players from the Canadian, American, and Mexican teams for the FIFA World Cup, presented in three panels.

Text reads: all 3 hosts qualified!

Large letters, decorated with the flag of each nation, are shown like logos for Canada, USA, and Mexico, spelling the word CUM

susan@susandixon· Jun 22

Lovely summer solstice sunset in Vancouver, photographed at 10:10pm

Photo of the sky at sunset, in hues of blue, pink, orange, and yellow, with the silhouettes of buildings in the foreground and the waters of English Bay in the far distance

susan@susandixon· Jun 21

Who's your favourite movie dad? This scene makes me cry every time

Still from the movie Contact, in the scene where Ellie Arroway (Jodie Foster) sees her dad (David Morse) after she passes through the wormhole

susan@susandixon· Jun 21

Happy solstice and happy anniversary!

Photo of a sunset over the ocean. The water is still and blue, with the yellow sun reflected back. The sky is striped with blue and pink, resembling the colours of the trans pride flag.

susan@susandixon· Jun 19

blue sky

Photo of a twilight blue sky streaked with darker blue clouds, fading to orange near the horizon. A few buildings are in the foreground.

susan@susandixon· Jun 18

Is it Vancouver or Gotham City

Nighttime photo of buildings with lights on, and a crescent moon in an inky sky

susan@susandixon· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Promotional image for the tv show Cult, showing character Billy Grimm (Robert Knepper) looking threatening and bathed in red light, with other characters from the show projected onto him

susan@susandixon· Jun 12

My mom is naturally good at meditation...she just does it instinctively, and she taught me to do it too. If you can let your mind take you somewhere else, and just focus on that, it can really help. Sending you good energy 💕

Photo I took of a still inlet surrounded by a glacier and low green mountains. Ice floats in the calm water. Higher mountains in the distance are snowy, and shrouded in mist.

susan@susandixon· Jun 10

On Wednesdays we wear black

A Barbie doll with black hair and a tiara, red lipstick, holding a shiny red apple. She is wearing a black dress with a cinched waist, and a black fur stole.

susan@susandixon· Jun 10

quoteskeet with something you randomly screenshotted (with alt text)

Screenshot of two twitter trending topics:

Rest In Peace
Thighs

susan@susandixon· Jun 10

This is how you get a good shoe pic 😜

Photo of my feet up in the air, modelling a pair of sexy black Fluevog 'Malala' mary jane heels, with an embossed upper and black patent toe and heel.

susan@susandixon· Jun 8

It looks quite perfect, and reminds me of a place in North Vancouver

A calm bay surrounded by low hills, photographed at twilight. On the left is a small marina filled with sailboats at rest.

susan@susandixon· Jun 8

Screenshot of a quote-tweet, both by @ZacharyJ

The original post says: desperately need a screenshot of Bernadette watching "Sweet Transvestite" like it's Hamlet

The post quoting it is an image from an angle that shows Luke Evans on stage at the Tony Awards, in glorious Frank-N-Furter drag with a shiny black corset and matching knee-high boots and gauntlets, with fishnet stockings. He is pointing out toward the audience. Bernadette Peters is wearing a stunning red off-the-shoulder gown, and is sat in the front row. She has her hands clasped near her left shoulder and her head is uplifted, as she gives her rapt attention to the performance.

susan@susandixon· Jun 8

We don't usually see each other's headers...here's mine

Cover art for my album 'In Neon Light,' created by the phenomenal artist Ben Worth.

On my header you can just see the very top, a purple sky with multicolour circles, kind of like what street lights and traffic lights and stars look like when it's a bit foggy.

Below that is an animation-style city skyline, with buildings in purple silhouette and windows that are coloured yellow to suggest lights are on. In the sky is a yellow crescent moon.

The album title and band name are below, in a hand-drawn white breezy script:
girl goes electric
in neon light

susan@susandixon· Jun 6

L'chaim! Happy Friday, friends

Photo of my hand holding up a glass of red wine. The view is of buildings of varying heights, and in the far distance is a bit of English Bay. The sky is somewhat overcast.

susan@susandixon· Jun 5

New sequel to Backrooms just dropped

Image of a maître d' stand with a wall display of three columns of wine bottles. The walls are painted periwinkle blue, and there is a vaguely art deco wall sconce a little too high on the wall. Behind we see a long black and white marble-tiled floor, and what looks to be comfortable restaurant booths, and a partition further back. The ceiling is low and has pot lights. It's a bit unnerving.

In white text over the image, in all uppercase letters, it says BEEFBAR