The Suspense is Killing Us
@suspensekills
Podcast about thrillers from the 80/90's & even sometimes the 2000s! Hosted by Matt Lynch, Emalie Soderback, Kevin Clarke & Travis Vogt.
New ep—THIRST CONTACT! Three nudity-packed sci-fi thrillers about hot lady alien babes on a path of horny destruction! Houston, we have a problem—a SEXY problem! #lifeforce #undertheskin #species podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
New Patreon ep—QUIZ SHOW! We’re talking Bob Redford’s stately 1994 drama detailing a level of corruption that feels downright cozy by today’s standards! Featuring Martin Scorsese in the role he was born to play: The President of Geritol! Only $4.50 to buzz in! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New Patreon ep—DISCLOSURE DAY! Yes, all 3 of us went to a damn THEATER just so we could chat about Spielberg’s latest for you! Only $4.50 to hear us talk about CGI critters, elderly Greys and directors who may or may not be a tad bit out of touch these days! LISTEN www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New ep—GAMERGATE! Three movies based on classic video games, with ascending levels of obnoxious fan service! We got: 2 Mark Wahlbergs, 2 Olga Kurylenkos, 3 in media res openings, 2 Belicoffs & a butt load of meaningful tattoos! Don’t miss even one second of it! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
New Patreon ep— WAG THE DOG! Kevin, Matt and Travis are together in person to discuss a fantastic Mamet/Levinson farce that has been rendered disturbingly tame by current events. PLUS they map the decline of the US onto the decline of The Simpsons, surprising nobody! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New Patreon ep—WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER! The three original hosts reunited in person to discuss the tiny/massive 2001 indie comedy from David Wain and Michael Showalter! You are ready to learn the New Way by signing up for just $4.50! And next time, YOU drive the van! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New ep—SHE HAW! Giddy up, we’re talking about 3 lady westerns of varying degrees of quality! After all, what are westerns if not thrillers with horses? So check your boot for snakes and get on board! #badgirls #bandidas #thequickandthedead podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
New Patreon ep—GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS! One of the most entertaining movies ever made about swearing salesmen, the legendary Mamet adaptation starred all of the greatest actors of 1992 & also Kevin Spacey! Have YOU made your decision for Christ? Only $4.50, close the deal! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
Here is 55 seconds of pure cinema from the 1987 film CYCLONE, discussed on our latest episode!
New ep—MOVING VIOLATIONS! Three films, three iconic Super Vehicles! We got a chopper that sees through walls, a bike that shoots lasers and a jet plane that listens to nu metal! Buckle up! #stealth #bluethunder #cyclone podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
New ep—CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON! Ang Lee’s 2000 hit brought wuxia to the (western) masses, but does it still hold up? The answer is yes, but you gotta fork over the cash to hear us elaborate further! Only $4.50 & we will drift by your side as ghosts for eternity! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New ep—PERFORMANCE ANXIETY! What ensues when phony actors mix it up with real life law enforcement they’re trying to depict? Why, hilarity of course! We got yoga jokes, Roger Moore’s daughter and a 50-ft animatronic of Michael J Fox’s face! Somebody say “action”? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
NSFW? Here is the legendary hilarious sex scene from MALICIOUS! Watch to the end for a terrific punchline—discussed on our latest episode!
New Patreon ep—DARKMAN! One of the Raimi-est films that ever Raimi’d, this superhero franchise-starter was made between Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, definitely BEFORE Raimi began to dial it back a bit. Pay 5 bucks! To see the dancing freak! (Only $4.50 to listen!) www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New ep—MOLLYAMOROUS! In the 90’s Molly Ringwald made a play for the thriller market, dabbling in 3 distinct sub genres—erotic thriller, workplace thriller and classical music enthusiast thriller. Results were mixed! #mollyringwald #malicious #officekiller podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
New Patreon ep—MASK! Peter Bogdanovich’s excellent 1985 drama about a cool, smart kid who hangs out with Cher and Laura Dern and a never-hotter Sam Elliott and also just happens to have a rare genetic defect. PLUS Springsteen songs?? Plus Simpsons talk?? Only $4.50! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New ep—HEAD SHOULDERS NEESON TOES! We’re talking early Neesons, when he was nothing more than a handsome, charismatic 7 foot tall Irish nobody who starred in major films! #liamneeson #nextofkin #rubycairo #undersuspicion podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
New Patreon ep—FUNNY PEOPLE! Yes we’re finally drilling down on Judd Apatow’s not particularly beloved 2009 ode to comedy. PLUS you get to hear all our thoughts on Adam Sandler, can you even imagine? Only $4.50, please enjoy at a medium pace! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
EXCITING NEWS! We’re gearing up another pledge drive! If we can somehow manage to rack up 150 Patrons between now and…whenever, we are going to cover ALL 5 INDIANA JONES FILMS! 2 big episodes! Get out there and knock doors, let’s make this happen, only $4.50, cheap! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New ep—NUKES OF HAZARD! Never been a better time to talk about the terrifying prospect of nuclear Armageddon, right? We talk about 3 extremely distinct thrillers where The Bomb is one of the main characters. So go hide under your desk and give it a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
BONUS PATREON EP—VEGAS 2! Yes, Kevin and Travis went to Vegas again and WON BIG! Hear all about their whirlwind 2 day adventure on this edutaining piece of Peabody-worthy audio journalism! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New Patreon ep—TENDER MERCIES! S-tier character actor Robert Duvall won his Oscar for this quiet little gem from Horton Foote and Bruce Beresford in 1983. We also talk about our favorite Duvy performances! Only $4.50, this episode smells like…victory. www.patreon.com/suspensekills
Here is just a brief snippet of Connery’s harrowing stunt work in THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY, where the train was supposedly going twice as fast as intended because they didn’t know how to read the instruments. Discussed on our latest episode!
New ep—REMEMBER THE CRICHTONS! Three movies directed by Michael Crichton long before Disclosure made him a household name! We’re talking insane celebrity stunts, primordial CGI and at least one Douglas! #coma #looker #greattrainrobbery #michaelcrichton podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
New Patreon ep—JERRY MAGUIRE! Cameron Crowe’s catchphrase-spawning megahit 1996 take on the Tom Cruise Formula! We talked about it for 90 minutes and came up with a catchphrase of our own: “Porch Titty!” Only $4.50 to be a part of this historic cultural milestone! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
“Look out boys, I’m gonna spit.” Here is some textbook irresponsible gun ownership from PME’s AMERICAN BORN, discussed on our latest episode!
New episode—PM DAWN! Yes, we’re looking at the auspicious beginnings of legendary PM ENTERTAINMENT, one of the cruddiest/most glorious production companies ever! The spectacular stunts would come later, but the sleazy dumbass spirit was already there! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Here’s the surprisingly abstract dance/fight sequence from GAMER, discussed on our latest episode! Dexter’s got moves!
New Patreon ep—THE RIGHT STUFF! Phil Kaufman’s masterpiece has all the actors who existed in 1983, lots of real rocket explosions, Harry Shearer and Jeff Goldblum as a comedy duo and 9 “fucks” despite the PG rating! And don’t worry, there’s over 3 hours of it! www.patreon.com/suspensekills
New ep—GAME OVER! Three films set in virtual, gamified worlds, not one of which beats the accusation that video game movies don’t work! Level up and give it a listen, don’t be a noob or an NPC or whatever! #serenity #assassinscreed #gamer podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...