Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
Za’Darius Smith mulling a comeback would’ve been the bigger story, if it weren’t upstaged by, “ESPN Lays Off All Ticker Writers Who Can Spell”.
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT TAKESHITA, AND YOU LOOK AT THE RAINMAKER, AND YO SOY THAT STATEMENT ISN'T TRUE. SEE ORDINARILY IF YOU WERE TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH OKADA, YOU GOT A 50/50 SHOT AT WINNING, BUT HE'S A RAINMAKER AND HE'S NOT NORMAL. SO YOU GOT A 25 PERCENT AT
Jack Perry must really hate Nick Wayne if, instead of reaching his hand up 18 inches to grab the title shot contract, he’d rather destroy his sciatic nerve doing a Canadian Destroyer on Wayne through a ladder bridge. #aewredemption
BREAKING: LeBron James will wear No. 23 in Philadelphia to honor his favorite all-time Philly athlete, Paul Bako.
The best part of The Smashing Machine is 60-year-old Bas Rutten playing 35-year-old Bas Rutten, and nothing seems amiss.
“Tony Khan is a Communist. I love the pro wrestling fans that Think their educated. Wrestling fans die believe shit their told is real lol.” - old tweets from currently concussed Power Slap match loser
The “Put on Glasses, March Out on TBS, and Call Wrestling Matches While Utterly Fuckin’ Hammered” Hall of Fame. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Taz and Schiavone's shirts indicate they're going to assist with a gender reveal later. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
This week on That Wacky Raheem, Raheem hobnobs with a cruel yet braindead charlatan, thereby contradicting the collective head canon of his gullible fanbase who swore he was a forward thinker. Oh, that wacky Raheem!
"No one cared who I was until I cut a promo about shagging my wife." #aewforbiddendoor #wrestlesky
"And Saquon Barkley becomes the 9th running back to break the 2000-yard barrier!" Joe Schoen: #aewforbiddendoor #wrestlesky
Woody Johnson as the Jets fall further behind in the turnover margin #aewforbiddendoor #wrestlesky
"I never just did things just to do them, come on. I mean, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and get fired from Japan, like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that ... Yeah, I remember getting fired from Japan ..." #aewforbiddendoor #wrestlesky
As of today, your reigning TNA and AEW World Tag Team champions #forbiddendoor #wrestlesky
Tonight, AEW will honor the 100th birthday of Mel Brooks by having Jack Perry and Luchasaurus perform Puttin’ on The Ritz.
The real reason Ciampa hates Jericho is because Jericho once participated in a Royal Rumble group assault of Ciampa’s client, Muhammad Hassan.
"Hey Eddie, I've seen a lot of Svengoolie episodes in my life, you know that? Out of all of them I've ever seen, boy Eddie, this one's the best." #svengoolie #TimeOfTheirLives
Ciampa needs his own Ralphus. Luther’s not busy at the moment, right? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Trent Beretta and Lance Archer: (WW)ECW Originals #aewcollision #wrestlesky