SwtBeat

@swtbeat

🎮Variety Streamer |🌈Queer |✨She/They |🔮Progressive

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SwtBeat@swtbeat· 19d

I didn’t know Huel was on here! Also, I learned something today, vegetarian/vegans have higher levels of heavy metals in their system because vegetables absorb them. Still a fan of Huel and not worried about the heavy metal controversy after some research integrishealth.org/resources/on...

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Common heavy metals in foods

Lead: Found in root vegetables, spices, baby food and water.
Arsenic: Common in rice, rice-based products and drinking water.
Cadmium: Found in leafy greens (spinach, lettuce), root vegetables (carrots, sweet potatoes) and shellfish.
Mercury: Present in fish and seafood, especially larger species like tuna and swordfish.
Nickel: Found in nuts, chocolate and certain grains.
Chromium: Present in water and some plant-based foods.
Aluminum: Found in processed foods, baking powders and some teas.

SwtBeat@swtbeat· May 29

That didnt happen but Patagonia wants you to think it did. The parody logo was fan art, not sold from her store, not on any merch Pattie was trademarking her drag name to use on merch, it’s the name, the fact she’s advocating for the outdoors and the fact she’s drag that’s the problem for patsgonia

SwtBeat@swtbeat· May 16

This was really cool: findmypolitics.com?e=-94&so=-75...

A dark-themed political alignment results graphic from Find My Politics showing the result “Democratic Socialist” with the subtitle “Far Left / Anti-Capitalist.”

Five category scores are displayed with colored bars:
Economic — 94% Left-wing,
Social — 75% Libertarian,
Civil Liberties — 37% Pro-Liberty,
Governance — 56% Globalist,
and System Trust — 13% Low Trust.

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Apr 28

Oh…I started my period. Everything suddenly makes sense 😭

A simple black-and-white cartoon figure with an angry expression holds a prescription pill bottle labeled “Rx.” Text above reads, “really? right in front of my mood stabilizers?” conveying a sarcastic, frustrated tone about something upsetting happening despite medication

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Apr 15

You can do it too Settings > Moderation > Muted Words & Tags

Screenshot of my muted words on Bluesky, it only shows the phrase “pet death”

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Apr 2

I just received Ferrero Rocher - Limited Edition Gift Pack - 48 pcs. from FeedingOurResidentPossum via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/swtbeat #throne

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Feb 14

Happy almost Valentine’s Day monster fuckers 👀

A screenshot of The Emperor with the text "I know who you did." Below, space to write "to" and "from".

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Feb 9

For anyone who’s interested, here’s the book. I don’t recommend it, not because it’s badly written (it isn’t), but because the relationship is so fucking unhealthy. Also, just a heads-up: there are a lot of content warnings

A dark, moody book cover with a black textured background and scattered red embers. The title “Captive in the Underworld” appears in large, stylized serif lettering, with the author name “Lianyu Tan” at the top and the tagline “What Hades wants, she takes” beneath it. At the bottom, broken pomegranates with glistening red seeds rest in shadow, evoking Greek mythology and the underworld. The subtitle reads, “A Dark Lesbian Romance Novel”

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Feb 3

This looks awful 😂

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Jan 28

Omg they are so cute! I also got my nails done, twinning Good luck with the games 😂

A close-up of a hand resting on a concrete ledge in sunlight, showing almond-shaped nails painted a glossy deep red with a subtle broken heart accent on one nail

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Dec 20

Rivals really took over my gaming life this year I guess 😂

The image shows a dark pink and purple gradient background with a collage of game covers. Large text reads “SwtBeat's Steam Replay 2025.” Statistics displayed: 55 games played, 612 achievements, 461 sessions, and 39 new games. Along the bottom, a row labeled “Most Played Games by % of Playtime” shows game covers and percentages: Marvel Rivals (12%), Lurk Bait (9%), Kingdom Come: Deliverance (7%), Hades (5%), and Dead by Daylight (5%)

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Dec 19

Me fr

Black-and-white cartoon illustration with the text “I don’t do well in situations” at the top. Below, a small possum with a blank, uneasy expression sits stiffly on the back of a flying goose with wings spread, creating a humorous, awkward scene

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Dec 18

Omg I just discovered Nihilisa Frank is a real thing and I am obsessed! Idk how I’ve gone this long on the internet without knowing they exist This is extra funny to me rn because my therapist just called me out for being “a little more nihilist than pessimist” I resonate sooo much with them 😂

A colorful, whimsical illustration of a smiling spotted seal underwater among coral and sea plants, with bright fish swimming nearby. The text reads: “Life is…a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing”

Done in the style of Lisa Frank by Nihilisa Frank

A vibrant, psychedelic illustration of a wide-eyed owl with rainbow-colored feathers against a wavy, multicolored background. The text reads: “He who increases knowledge…increases sorrow”

Done in the style of Lisa Frank by Nihilisa Frank

A cheerful, brightly colored illustration of a fluffy purple-and-white dog smiling in a snowy, fantasy landscape with trees, a polar bear, and a small penguin. The text reads: “Simply alive out of habit”

Done in the style of Lisa Frank by Nihilisa Frank

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Dec 3

13.9K hours watched is wild…thank you for making this space feel like home, even on the messy days 💟 #TwitchRecap

A Twitch Recap graphic for me, “SwtBeat.” The recap shows: 370 new followers, 13.9K total hours watched, and 201 new subscribers. Top categories include Stardew Valley, Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty, The Walking Dead, Date Everything!, and Just Chatting. The recap also displays 112 total streams, 104K chats received, 32 clips, and the top channel emote featuring a cartoon SwtBeat with a lesbian flag. The bottom reads “Together for Whatever” with the hashtag #twitchrecap

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Dec 1

The fact that my top words this year were “game,” “fucking,” “hope,” and “money” is sending me. This is exactly the vibe of a queer streamer trying to survive capitalism 😂 anisota.net/harvest

Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "game" (67×), "fucking" (61×), "hope" (60×), "money" (50×), "live" (46×), "stream" (45×), "games" (45×), "keep" (41×), "makes" (41×), "hard" (40×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Nov 26

Cover art for the OG Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines from 2004

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Oct 20

It was so nice to meet you Beeps!

Selfie of BeardPrincess and I smiling at the camera

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Oct 7

Society's collapsing, the planet's boiling, and I'm out here getting ready for my silly little job like the worlds not on fire Tbh the more I think about the events humanity has lived through the more I think we’ve always felt this kind of cognitive dissonance, at least under capitalism… 🪂🔥

A meme showing a burning parachute in mid-air with thick black smoke rising from it. Below the parachute is a small black opossum, seemingly enjoying the chaos, with the caption “hahaha weeeee.” The meme is titled “‘How’s life’ Me:” implying a humorous acceptance of a disastrous situation

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Oct 2

Nice 🧇

Bluesky content label card. The label is 'WAFFLES' with a waffle emoji

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Oct 2

Here’s the original btw, probably should’ve included it lol

A tweet by @BravoCoolee with the name "Coolee Bravo" reads:

"Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Oct 2

It’s a meme that started on twitter. It illustrates the point that some people just wanna fight Here is the full context:

A screenshot of a social media exchange on Bluesky.

At the top, user Jay (@jay.bsky.team) quotes a post by Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky...) that reads: "(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??"

Jay comments: "Too real. We're going to try to fix this. Social media doesn’t have to be this way."

Another user, lucas (@antiocciden...), replies: "have y'all banned Jesse Singal yet or"

Jay responds in all caps: "WAFFLES"

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Sep 30

Do you think this is why my CPU is overheating? 🧐 3 AIOs in 5 years, 2 of them have had manufacturing defects. Can’t wait to see the level of disappointment the 3rd one brings

Photo of the copper cooling plate and gasket of an Arctic AIO removed, it is covered is clear/white-ish gunk. That’s not normal and absolutely messing with the temperatures

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Sep 15

Only photo I need from Symphony of Seasons tonight in LA (Dance of the Moonlight Jellies) ConcernedApe was on stage a couple times too and the night was just so much fun! So happy to support this game, community, and dev 😊

Photo of the orchestra from Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons performing the moonlight jellies scene at The Greek Theater in LA

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Aug 26

w/o downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

A picture of a goofy looking all white opossum wearing a silly red and yellow hat is in front of a colorful 90s-style patterned background

Text at the bottom says, “more like zerotonin am i right lol”

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Aug 6

Let me help illustrate their point: NOW HEAR ME OUT 😝

A four panel comic. The first panel is of a biblically accurate Angel saying “BE NOT AFRAID” to a very small person. The next panel is a close up of that person labeled ’Monster Fucker’ and a thought bubble simply stating “would”. The third panel is a close up of the biblically accurate Angel with an ellipses “…” and the last panel that same Angel but zoomed out like in the first panel, looks disappointed while saying “BE MORE AFRAID”

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Aug 5

The worst part is I genuinely believe both of these at the same time. Like yes, people are capable of growth… and also, civilization was a mistake Depends on the day...or the last news story I saw 🫠

A meme with the caption “Are you on the spectrum?” followed by “Yeah, this one:” above a horizontal spectrum line with arrows on both ends

On the left side: An image of a serene philosopher teaching students under a tree. Text reads: “Humans are generally good and want to do good. Humanity can be saved through teaching reason, philosophy, critical thinking, and emotional intelligence.”

On the right side: A stylized image of a sinister-looking authoritarian figure in red and black, flanked by a crowd of uniformed, masked people. Text reads: “Humans are selfish, hedonistic morons. Humanity is fucked. Burn it all and start over.”

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Jul 28

This meme is a little too accurate 🙃

A meme featuring a forest background with the following text exchange:

Them: "So, are you seeing anyone right now?!"
Me: "Like, dating, a therapist or hallucinations?"
Them: "Nevermind."
Me: (Image of Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, eyes closed and holding a bottle of beer, looking exhausted or emotionally drained)

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Jul 23

I don’t have a lemon cookie but your horse name reminded me of this cookie picture I saved awhile ago 😂

Very sad looking m&m cookie, you could say the expression is ‘worthless’

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Jul 22

Hyper-vigilance Coffee 😂 Makes sense tbh

“Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate”

SwtBeat@swtbeat· Jul 22

THEY MASSACRED MY BABY How am I supposed to enjoy the hammocks now without any shade?? 😭