Oakmoss 🌲🐀🦝🌿
@sylvanrat
Artist rat. 🖌️🐀 Discontent creator. They. Freelance calamity. 82% bad ideas by volume. Deuteragonist for hire. Pasta salad fan. Header by me. Icon is art by Robin James from Buttermilk by Stephen Cosgrove
When I'm President the Pentagon will be expanded into three dimensions. Behold the Dodecahedron, each edge housing the administrative headquarters of one of our 30 military branches!
Princess Luna was all butt mad because she was stuck on the Moon for 1000 years? America was stuck on Earth for less than 200 before we put someone into space, and not only does Earth have a steeper gravity well than the Moon, Americans don't even have wings or magic. Absolute skill issue.
I don't think any election that doesn't involve a runoff in some capacity can be considered truly democratic. The United States has had this be a problem countless times and largely regards it as PaRt Of ThE fUn!1. We primarily treat politics as a sport spectacle. LOOK AT THIS SHIT
It's 2029. Hollywood is not only strip-mining all social media like a Western multinational, they've unleashed LLMs to manage every step. From scraping sites to marketing, film production to distribution, no human oversees any part of the process. Welcome to the global premiere of "Did You Know?"
Neon Genesis Evangelion Personality [Disorder] Test WELL SORRY I'M NOT PERFECT ;_;
Google versus DuckDuckGo No AI edition (I have finally changed the default address bar search)
These two I'm certain of at least, in that they're more like certain uncertainty. I know I fit in there, just not where exactly. But I don't need to!
Omnisexual probably better describes me but the pansexual pride flag is basically the subtractive color primaries which gives me joy