“Digital ID’s will melt in the glorious fossil fuel future…”
Breaking: Burnham appoints Larry the Cat as Chancellor
Vegans kebabs….so get to fuck!
England have won the World Cup!
Meanwhile, Ben Cullen (raise the colours) offers his defence…. {credits}
Breaking: Andy Burnham moves England vs Mexico to Old Trafford at 3pm
Vast improvement on this shite…
This AI is rubbish… there goes my plans of a better world 🙄
Breaking: Whinging Brexit twats go on holiday…
Exclusive: Disco nap will beat Mexico players told.. 🏴
Breaking: Lisa Nandy signs for META…
Exclusive: Rayner backs Larry the Cat for PM
….invests heavily on Friday low oil prices….
Didn’t realise there was such a big market? 🐁
Breaking: McSweeney limbering up for September