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party clown@tabwootwo· 15d

It is cuckoo to me that these gay poetry books are put out by two different houses when they clearly shared the design assignment.

Two slim books of poetry lay on a pile of sheets on a comforter. Left book is “Gay Girl Prayers” by Emily Austin. The book on the right is “In the Middle of a Better World “ by Grant Chemidlin. Both have the same color palette of black, white, cream, and cantaloupe cream yellow-orange.

party clown@tabwootwo· 29d

yessss

My hand holding the lavender tissue streamer at the valks game

party clown@tabwootwo· Jul 8

🖼️ sharing a little painting of an oyster I made last summer and haven’t wanted to part with. 🎨

Square painting of a single shucked oyster with a pearl. The painting is sitting on top of a lace doily with earrings and trinkets around it and there’s a plastic shrimp finger puppet on top of the painting.

party clown@tabwootwo· Jul 7

Young Murat Yakin looks like vin diesel and Keanu made a giant baby in the garage

party clown@tabwootwo· Jul 7

🇺🇸 USA v. Belgium 🇧🇪 but I’m going to yoga after reading about the Troubles all day.

Looking down at legs in leggings and silver clogs. Leggings pattern is a checkerboard pattern of red, white, blue, yellow with black grid.

party clown@tabwootwo· Jun 29

Summer in the Castro

A beautiful, old timey blue convertible car with a cream soft top, Gatsby style, driving down Castro street with a grey French bulldog riding shotgun

party clown@tabwootwo· Jun 24

Thus far I have done some of the easily managed, repetitive options and I’m excited to enjoy a lemon drop of one’s own in a few weeks. Everclear at BevMo was a nice surprise.

Pantry photo with a flask style bottle packed with Meyer lemon rinds submerged in everclear.

party clown@tabwootwo· Jun 9

party clown@tabwootwo· Jun 6

I’m from the west coast but I hope they win and also I’m still libbing out with mayoral jealousy

party clown@tabwootwo· May 23

first time for everything

Photo of Trump looking haggard walking next to Donal Trump Jr. “President Trump won't attend son Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding, citing responsibilities in Washington”
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party clown@tabwootwo· Apr 16

well this is just textbook annoying

Security update of data leak:

Breach:
McGraw Hill
Date of Breach:
April 2026
Breached Accounts:
13.5 million
Compromised Data:
Email addresses, Names, Phone numbers,
Physical addresses
Description:
In April 2026, education company McGraw Hill confirmed a data breach following an extortion attempt. Attributed to a Salesforce misconfiguration, the company stated the incident exposed "a limited set of data from a webpage hosted by Salesforce on its platform". More than 100GB of data was later publicly distributed, containing 13.5M unique email addresses across multiple files, with additional fields such as name, physical address and phone number appearing inconsistently across some records.

party clown@tabwootwo· Apr 9

no one in this household is raw dogging reality

Black and white cat makes a pretty decent thizz face after going face first into some dried catnip on the couch. He is from the Bay.

party clown@tabwootwo· Mar 30

It’s me sitting on a submerged rock in the river. The water is clear and blue green. The far shore of the river is high rocks.

party clown@tabwootwo· Mar 26

hurting myself across media platforms

Photo from my seat in the bar with a small AM radio (headphone jack in) and a tv above the bar with the Giants absolutely choking.

party clown@tabwootwo· Mar 18

Oh, okay.

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party clown@tabwootwo· Mar 4

“Preventative”

party clown@tabwootwo· Feb 23

Went offline, found real blue sky.

Very blue sky with puffs of white clouds and flowering branches of almond trees.

party clown@tabwootwo· Feb 13

📽️ San Francisco premiere of Pillion with Harry Lighton and Harry Melling at the beautiful, reopened, forever classic Castro Theater in San Francisco. Because I have an aptitude for cinematic devotion.

Harry Lighton and Harry Melling on stage at the Castro Theater with the Pillion title on screen behind them. Lighton wears black leather pants. Melling wears brown corduroy.

It’s me, standing at the Pillion step and repeat.

The Castro Theater’s gorgeous neon and marquee alight with “DO YOU GIVE? HARRY LIGHTON’S PILLION SF PREMIERE” turned up and on.

party clown@tabwootwo· Jan 2

First day of 2026, fourth day of the super flu. Finally feeling ok enough to cook, so I made my Rancho Gordo black eyed peas and some simple mashed potatoes. Probably not a traditional pairing but so cozy. 🫘 🍽️