Being racist is so dumb anytime i hear my coworkers speak arabic or farsi it just sounds rly cool and lyrical and i'm like "yay neat" its literally that simple

I stumbled upon a pop culture reaction channel and they had made a video complaining about Ed Sheeran's "decline into formulaity" and calling him a sellout and i was like... Girlie... The call is coming from inside the house

Fucking ART i gotta get back into sharps

First texts to send me ranked -"Hey dear" C tier, overfamiliar reception highly dependant on sender's gender -"hey deer" S tier, 🦌, vibe immediately checked

Was spanking a girlie yesterday and her buttplug went FULLY in

🎵I fall in a little bit of love With a lot of people All the time🎶

Ur lucky ur seeing this, you know.

Jesus christ i'm tired i think i'll do my shot early

So my greataunt died last year and a lot of her stuff ended up at my apartment. I just opened my cupboard, saw one of her old glasses, and cried

Hey guys pls eat enough food I do the opposite and it really really sucks

Someone put pussy on my TL and now i'm feral wHY IS THAT NIT MY BREAKFAST HHHHHHHHH

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Dying of kiss withdrawals

Thinking with your dick implies dreaming with your prostate send tweet

Lmao my door rang the moment i hit send on this

I'm falling asleep but i need to clean my place and accept a sex toy delivery that can come any minute hhh

i've gotten the hiccups 3 times today wtf

Casually planning a fivesome wyd

Good morning💚

Y'all missing out just saying⭐✨

Wait it just dawned on me that i came 3 times today

every time i ask ppl to help me pick between outfits and send them pictures they just go "pretty😍🥺" and don't choose WHATSOEVER Y'all are GAY and USELESS

if i just straight up tell ppl to do things they'll do it. If only i could use my powers for good instead of evil.

I'm actually so mad i had 0 confidence and a manipulative gf in high school if that hadn't gotten me down i would have PULLED like a MOTHERFUCKER

Bush denying all the thirsty Lesbos commenting on this cause i get heat rash rly easily Sorry ladies i like my shit smooth so you gotta ask VERY nicely. Maybe try begging, that just might work... Maybe...

Should i grow it out?

Apparently it's a wake up crying kinda day

I know i'm a woman because i'm insecure about my cup size and hip dips

Hi I'm pretty you should give me money and compliments Throne.com/CherryPitSpit

Hey, down there