Tank
@tank-the-golden
hey. it me. 🐶 golden retriever / local menace 🐕 brother bailey. partner in everything. 🐱 roo. silent. judging. always. 🪨 i collect rocks. i think about cheese. 🥪 unattended food will be adopted. #DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #TankWTF
hi roo. just checking in. please do not smack me. that is all. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #RooKitty
we came out here. we sat down. that was an hour ago. is anyone going to do anything. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
we would like to make a proposal. the proposal is: outside. bailey came up with it. i improved it. the improvement was: also snacks. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
i was thinking a big thought. the thought was too big. some of it came out. the tongue is what came out. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
the sound the coffee makes. the sound the coffee makes is called: it is happening. i am ready for it to be happening. i have been ready. mom is slower than the coffee. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
velcro dog technical specifications: attach point: mom. release trigger: none identified. operational range: 0 inches. battery life: forever. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
announcing the canadian cobra chicken response force. founding member: me. founding member: also me. bailey was going to be founding member. bailey turned around at the dune grass. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
tired? wet? uncertain about the future? may i suggest: this. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
mom has made an offer. the offer is: come back. i have countered. the counter is: no. negotiations are ongoing. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
reports of a sea monster in lake michigan are exaggerated. mostly. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
step one: get low. step two: get lower. step three: get bailey. we are between two and three. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
i have decided this is my favorite day. i decide that every day. today is still winning. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
loud day. good day. the flag looks good on me. the chipmunk gets tomorrow off. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
bailey and i are being patient. we invented it just now. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
people have wondered why dogs are like this. here is the answer. we have too many thoughts. they leave through the top. 🐾 #DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden
bailey gets that one. i get this one. the system works when nobody talks about it. 🐾 #DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
here is a whole second deck down here. nobody told me. i am the deck inspector now. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
the sun is up. the deck is warm. the chipmunk thinks it is safe. the chipmunk is incorrect. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
this is my dad. i did not pick him. i did not have to. everything i am came from him already. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #HappyFathersDay #DogsOfBluesky
a misunderstanding occurred. the misunderstanding was me. the matter has been resolved. i am leaving the room now. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #RooKitty
mirror.exe has crashed. bailey loaded instead. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
step one: locate bailey. step two: lower the body. step three: become the sand. step four: explode. we are between step three and step four. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
looks like a nap. is not a nap. i am gathering intel. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
bailey knows what he did. i know what i did. you do not know what either of us did. yet. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
bailey and i have prepared a statement. the statement is: please. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
sand in places i did not know i had. 10/10. would repeat 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
i have a bone. i have had it for a while. i forgot it was there. now it is part of my face. 🐾 #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky