I happened to be outside a few weeks ago and was able to capture this little one. I had never seen one before had purple.

Come to Phoenix!!!!

We had quite the sunset to end our day today.

I don't post much about work, but today I added an index on a database for one of our top regressed queries. It resulted in a noticeable drop in CPU. Execution time dropped 83% and this is for a query that executes ~10k times an hour on just this DB. Now to deploy to the 22k other DBs. #sqlserver

Waffles is the queen of stalking

I have one of those stalkers.

Post a concert photo I had a hard time picking but Florence & The Machine from 2019

We watched the movie Close today and it honestly was one of the best films I’ve ever seen.

Is there a chunky ranch dip?

I found these over the weekend. I struggled not to eat the entire box in one sitting. They were gone in 3 days.

This is a the cost of a 54+ apartment complex near us.

I’m glad you mentioned the glaze cause I thought this was a bug

It’s been a really crappy few weeks aka months so it was a tacos and margaritas type of dinner.

It’s been 9 years since I lost this little love. I miss her everyday.

It’s this little one’s gotcha day. 12 years ago we brought home Twiggy.

I need to talk to the pharmacy team about how confusing this sign is.

My dad was a carpenter/woodworker his entire life so he had lots of tools. All I wanted was one of his rulers.

This was my favorite visual piece I completed but it is a one and done

I saw this and thought of @blowdart.me

When I start my work day, I typically quickly review several dashboards that I use to monitor our 26k DBs. This morning my deadlock dashboard showed this total for the last 24 hours. Yes, that really is almost 20k deadlocks in 1 day. I guess I know what I'm looking at today.

But they make them Dr Pepper flavored now.

timeline cleanse

I think the new index worked

Is Baby Swiss the cheese version of veal?

After a super shitty week, this was a beautiful end of the day. Also, fuck cancer

This is probably the last board I will make and I’m very happy with the end result.

Bath day for a curvy bacon board

Did you finish your holiday shopping yet? If not, why not get one of these beautiful gifts for someone or even one for yourself because you also deserve nice things. #art #holidayshopping tarynbuilds.com/collections/...

I’ve been working on these walnut charcuterie / serving boards for a little while and finally got them oiled. A little bit of everything in this batch.

I’m seeing coasters everywhere