🐝 Tattooed Bee 🐝
@tattooedbee
She/her, Bald headed, tattooed, smart-assed, coconut/vanilla scented, CHD Mom 💙❤️, devoted better half, a renegade of funk, the office fanatic, wu-tang Killa bee, avett brothers connoisseur, Mr. Darcy is 🤌🏼, in love with my Vans & Chucks
This gorgeous wig, loves rent free in my head! I totally wish I had never gotten rid of it! I felt beautiful & saucy!
Her spot while it thunderstorms & we watch TV She is my favorite beast 😻
I absolutely love these huge, old crepe myrtles we have at our place. they're one of my favorite things. We've got purple, pink, white & deep reds! The bumbles are IN LOVE with this purple one! It's in all its glory 🐝🐝 💖💖🐝🐝
Reminder! With the 4th coming up, don't be one of these X-rays that shows up at the ER this weekend. 🎆🎇🧨
Apparently I didn't give her a big enough piece of grilled chicken 😂 Oh Nibbles!!
Employee: I've lost so much weight, I love it but I have one bad thing. Me: That's great, I'm glad you're happy. Employee: Only bad thing now is my pussy lips are saggy. Me:.......... Employee:........ Me: ⏬⏬
I have chub rub shorts on, under my romper (they're amazing & I love them & it keeps my ass from showing) & I was asked if I'm wearing a petticoat....... What in the memaw Gertrude born in 1876 is going on?! A PETTICOAT. Y'all.
We've been playing Dungeons and Dragons as a family on Sundays, since the kids got out for summer. I'm a cleric sorceress with a Dritten (dragon cat) as a companion. My hubs made me a very cool AI image of what I'd look like as my character..... I wish I looked this bad ass!