Taylor (tailored)
@tay-unrushed
Taylor Swift lover 🫶🏼 and Roller Coaster nerd 🤓 Friend of Dorothea 🌈 performance artlor 🎩🪄 “Love is just kindness with its work boots on” 🥾
She drew a line with Taylor but not Elon Musk who is currently suing Minnesota for trying to ban AI generated child porn hmmm
Yeah definitely Taylor because they have a Hannah Montana look too I just couldn’t fit all 5 pics lol, I’m assuming the pop girlie styles are to go along with their “pixel perfect pop city” star path
I just saw the spoilers for the Disney Dreamlight Valley premium shop and I’m going to crash out 🤩
Avenged Sevenfold’s song Bat Country is based on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson and features the lyric “the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights” (I’m assuming it’s a direct quote from the book but would need to reread to be sure)
I still think this is about avenging the people churned out by the blender and here’s why “The Rev” was originally in a band named Suburban Legends before he was in Avenged Sevenfold
My Bell’s palsy is way way better than it was but my face does kind of feel like Two Face’s from Batman when I smile 😂
And they literally style Nikki in that fold over top/off the shoulder look Sandy has at the end of the movie to establish that connection
I find it interesting that Bear’s cat is named Sandy when the basic premise of Grease is Sandy has to change into what Danny wants in order to get her man
Help my partner and I watched Ladies First and now our current vocal stim is Sacha Baron Cohen singing Pony
I feel like I’m being punkd because what do you mean I never knew The Forgotten by Green Day is one of the end credit songs for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Dr Teeth is also absent, not necessarily a nepo baby but his parents are upper/middle class dentists that want him to follow in their footsteps instead of pursuing music and it’s pretty clear he’s probably dating Penny, the label exec, so the band can get a more flexible album release schedule
I would like to note the absence of Zoot and Lips at the Word Cup. Zoot is canonically confused and always taking pictures like they Blink Twiced him and use him for his $, and Lips is canonically well connected in the music industry somehow. So they’re both probably the nepo babies of the group
Lmfao you cannot make this shit up why tf is Grimace at Cedar Point 💀💀 (they have no partnernership with McDonalds that I know of)
I just don’t understand why they didn’t work a little harder to get actors that looked a little more similar to the people they’re playing tbh they also have Mike and Tre flip flopped for the recreation of the Woodstock photo I’m assuming to portray Mike as more serious and Tre as more goofy
Half the websites tell me I’m a Pisces rising half of them tell me I’m Aquarius rising (with the same birth time) so I just go with Aquarius most of the time because I feel like it fits my vibe better lol
Ticket resellers thinking they’re going to get $400 for Avenged Sevenfold tickets bffr this isn’t the Eras Tour 💀💀
This Taylor Swift lyric caption on this post is from a girl that is 26 and is about our high school band and choir director. They just got married. Excuse me while I vomit.
Not Cedar Point but two of the other (former) Cedar Fair parks have Eiffel Tower replicas! Kings Island in Mason, Ohio and Kings Dominion in Doswell, Virginia 🙈
Something of minor importance I forgot to mention.. in the middle of the Cedar Point 4th of July fireworks playlist they played the French national anthem for some reason 👀🇫🇷
Simon Cowell’s face while watching Nene Royals performance on AGT is everything
My All Time Low chips came in (this was like the only way I could buy them 😂😭) they’re 10/10 though highly recommend if you can find them
One day soon I will finally find the picture of me with the same shirt and skirt as Taylor (I’m almost certain it was from Kohls lol)
I hope they just go to Cedar Point and ride TT2 because it would be hilarious
Lmfao by a happy happenstance a friend sent me the kingdom hearts logo as his Snapchat streaks today tell me why it looks like the TT wedding logo 💀
There’s a video of Taylor talking to John Fogerty at the Songwriters Hall of Fame and Paul Stanley is just lurking in the back waiting to speak to her