Most people don’t know there’s a Flock camera in center field at Wrigley

Here is a pic of my puppy after the park and I made a GF pie for my neighbor :)

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Not the point but just look at that stupid sundowning office jesus god

This is for sure the Avian bone syndrome lady from 30 rock

Bakers are putting too many chocolate chips in chocolate chip cookies

Elon during earnings call: “We can pee without pooping, but it’s impossible to poop without peeing”

Doesn’t seem like the police budget was cut or that they are struggling with staffing either.

good lookin’ son of a gun right there

we already have a perfectly good jack off machine

An Oxford classics graduate has won cross-party endorsements in the upcoming Clacton by-election. Count Binface, who studied at Corpus Christi, was described as “maybe the people[’s candidate]” by Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch, while defence secretary Dan Jarvis said “good luck to him”.

this level of sabotage could’ve only been accomplished by one man

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