
"Fucking fatass. Get out of the way. Fat motherfucker."
Whoof.

There's a runner in scoring position and no one out.
The Mariners:

Ah fuck.
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The 2026 American League West, everyone.

Man, Canada's hatred for Cal Raleigh has really gotten out of hand

Colt Emerson homer and the Thunder eliminated within minutes of each other and oh my god Julio just went yard too

could not care less what's happening with the mariners
i'm having a religious experience

Today is a new day. Tomodachi Julio is here. The Mariners' season turns around now.

good day to own one of these

seattle hoops baby lets get it

Flau'jae coming to town? I'm there

Yeah we lost Cal Raleigh, but we got Mitch Garver