Ted Hoffman's Actuarials
@tedhoffman
Guy who does the actuarials on stuff. Also does analytics, not "teh analytics." Follows weather for a hobby. Ascended in Nethack twice. Defeated the arcade game Gauntlet. Probably other stuff you don't care about either. Pretty funny for an actuary.
Here's a better idea, Google: go fuck yourself, and fuck Gemini twice as much while you're at it.
Even worse: an update or new warning like this. Taken together, a tornado that was 6 miles SW of Mosinee, moving SE, has suddenly moved NE - but instead of still moving SE, it's now moving E. Either way, Stevens Point cannot be in the path because it's too far south. [The storm is moving SE.]
IMO, the National Weather Service unnecessarily catches shit from people. The major exception: warnings like this. A tornado, located SW of a given point, moving SE, cannot be "near" that point unless "near" is "about 9 miles away" - which overwarns and is unhelpful for people really in danger.
Leaving this here as a reminder from the preseason - but I'm sure as some Blues fans have wanted to complain for years, Dom simply hates the Blues.
It's not a cult. It's just a group of people who think that naming things around them in honor of one person will gain favor with that one person, regardless of how many times that one person demonstrates they don't give a shit about anyone who doesn't fork over $ - $ these people don't have.
I think the resources of the United States government shouldn't be used to cover up for pedophiles, regardless of their place in society.
Occasionally when I play Nethack, my pet is a cat. If the cat is eating and I try to talk to it, the game gives the message "the cat is eating noisily." I'm pretty sure when that happens, it looks and sounds like Deli eating.
Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
I thought this was my chair to sit in and do work. Someone obviously disagrees.
The resemblance to Casper Milquetoast - physical and social - is uncanny
The best time to trade Perunovich would have been ~3 years ago, even with injuries, before it was apparent that his struggles with even basic defense and his desire to play home-run offense wouldn't translate to the NHL. I guess the next best time is now, for practically little value.
Things that are wild for $200 - we also have a tortoise shell cat whose name is Izzy. And, even more coincidentally, we occasionally worry that she doesn't feel at home.
Starter pack of people not dealing with a major winter storm, though Deli is on the lookout just in case.
Other people have professional-looking photos of cats and ours are more like
Starter pack of people who try to watch sports, and then a cat decides to get involved.