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Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦

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Siege@tellumsiege· Jul 7

Here she is a few years back:

A husky with a silver and white coat sits patiently by a door, staring into the camera.

Siege@tellumsiege· Jul 5

My plating skills are rough but the cook was perfect and the food amazing 🤤 (Link to recipe in comments)

Picture of eight chicken thighs marinated in teriyaki sauce as they’re being cooked on a bbq

Slices of teriyaki chicken sit on a bed of rice and salad, all in a large pasta bowl.

Siege@tellumsiege· Jun 29

#monochromemonday

A monochromed mirror selfie of a man with short shaggy hair and beard.

Siege@tellumsiege· Jun 10

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours...

A group shot featuring five people. Photoshopped faces of Jon Stewart, Andy Kaufman, Anthony Bourdain, and a golden retriever in sunglasses cover four of the faces while the face on the far right is left uncovered. Addition and multiplication signs are placed between the photoshopped faces suggesting the uncovered face is a mix of all four individuals.

Siege@tellumsiege· May 21

Still trying to trim this beef but here’s some lean cuts for Thirstday:

A monochrome mirror selfie of a man standing sideways, flexing his left arm and back. His face is unseen.

Siege@tellumsiege· May 18

Let’s see if I can do this #monochrome monday thing without getting the AC label again 😕

Mirror selfie of a white male with shaggy hair and a short beard. He’s wearing his shirt around his neck, almost like a scarf.

Siege@tellumsiege· May 12

I meant to post this yesterday but totally forgot! Very late entry for Monochrome Monday + the pic in colour

The same mirror selfie as the previous panel but in full colour as opposed to monochrome.

Siege@tellumsiege· May 5

A post with its comment section. Two users discuss a coat of arms sketch, with one user saying: “…Someone’s gonna be rocking that coat at the next Met Gala, I’m sure of it.”

Siege@tellumsiege· May 1

A small, crappy-mirror-in-the-basement sample of some of the beef I’m cooking up:

A mirror selfie of a man flexing his right arm. Behind him stands router cables and a large laundry-style sink.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 29

At the vets with my dog today and saw this hanging on the wall:

A picture of a framed painting. The painting shows a tabby cat painting a self-portrait but the portrait it’s painting is of a tiger.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 29

Proof of the farmer’s tan. It looked worse yesterday, I swear lol

Cropped image of a man’s chest and arm. The arm is quite sunburnt compared to his chest.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 25

Fifteen burger skeets in ten hours. Next time I’ll ask for a topic, improv style.

Five posts sorted by the time they were posted. Each skeet involves burgers in some way.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 20

Coincidences like this make my skin crawl. This was taken from today’s NYT Connections game (marked as NSFW b/c of spoilers for today’s game):

A screenshot of today’s NYT Connections game. The top and bottom rows are blacked out. Two rows in the centre are related to the quoted skeet.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 20

Ten “spider” skeets in ten hours.

Five posts all referencing spider’s in some way. They are sorted by ‘most recent.’

A second set of five posts related to spiders, also sorted by ‘most recent’.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 18

Twelve garden skeets in under twelve hours. Why? Because eleven’s chump change that’s why.

Six garden related skeets sorted by time posted.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 18

Agreed and also great minds think alike.

A cropped screenshot featuring a chain of three comments. Two of the comments mention how flowers are like giraffes.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 16

A cropped screenshot from today’s New York Times game “Strands.” In the middle of a white background, a light blue header reads “Today’s Theme.” Below the header, in large white font, a sub-header reads: “This is not working.”

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 11

A pic of the shoes I was wearing. The flyest part, really…

A pic of high top white nikes with a black swoosh.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 11

EVERYONE POST THEIR FLYEST FIT RIGHT NOW! Who takes a mirror selfie in a fitting room wearing the clothes he wore into the store? THIS GUY! Also someone needs to teach me how to smile in selfies I got too much ‘tude. Pic taken an hour ago.

A mirror selfie of a man in a green jacket, brown tee, and grey pants taken in a fitting room.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 8

When you’re about 5-10 pounds away from your weight cutting goal but a friend visited Quebec and got you some presents:

Two twelve-packs of craft beer from a brewery based in Quebec, Canada.

Siege@tellumsiege· Apr 8

Thought this was cool. “Nin” has been in my RegEx for months so this “downward spiral” skeet was auto-added to my feed.

A cropped screenshot of the posters Skyfeed. The skeet reads: “Profit from your pain by turning your downward spiral into a super sick water slide.” The ‘nin’ in ‘turning’ is highlighted green.

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 28

Crazy thing is it sat on 2 likes for *months.* With QP’s it might be close to 6k now…

A quote post of the pickle pun in the parent post. The pickle pun has 117 reposts and 787 likes.

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 28

14ish Hour Update:

The same skeet as the parent post with updated repost and like counts. The skeet now stands at 1.3k reposts and over 4.5k likes.

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 27

Congrats team we did it 👹

A skeet reads, “The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.” It has 666 reposts once again great job guys

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 26

Beers two and three, only because I liked them so much:

A can of beer called, “Ransack the Universe.” Its label is a digital painting of a stretched-out tiger face.

A pink beer can labeled, “Jam Stand.” A sour beer that OP recommends if that’s your thing.

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 26

Jokes aside, it really looks like someone bit this can. The bite marks are on both sides, like they were carrying it with their teeth.

The front of a beer can. There appears to be bite marks near the top.

The back of a beer can (same can as previous picture). There appears to be bite marks near the top.

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 25

If you can find this beer in your area, I highly recommend it. And don’t mind the bite marks at the top. I do that with everything just in case it’s cake.

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 22

Having alignment problems? 😕

A chart of the nine Good/Evil alignments found in tabletop board games.

Siege@tellumsiege· Mar 18

Proof:

A screenshot of a Bluesky notification reading: masterpotato34.bsky.social and 7 others liked your post.

Siege@tellumsiege· Feb 13

Let me know if I’m needed 😤