Emerging from a long hiatus to say that the Crowd Control bit about erotic hypnosis was… not as bad as it could have been! I had very low hopes based on the appearance in the season trailer; as much as Dropout is pretty kink-friendly, hypnokink does weird people out.

… maybe it’s a house call? But like… is there not a chair or a couch in this house?

I am bad at self-promotion. I only put out files once every few months. But a friend baited me into recording a script they wrote. It's short. It's ridiculous. And I am, for some reason choosing to promote it, so I can be better when a good file happens. So... yeah. Enjoy this teaser.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds out here with a line that absolutely caught my attention:

Banana Pudding, cold, with fresh whipped cream. Homemade, from scratch. No jello. You’ve seen things like me before, maybe tried some. But they ain’t me.

Goats. (Seriously. People will let you hire their goats for a few days to eat your kudzu)

Oooooo! Good question! It’s a wonderful piece of ceramic made by a lovely friend. On the back it says “… you are getting sleepy…” It became my pfp years ago and I love it. The artist doesn’t know about Tennfan (I don’t think?) but I occasionally wonder.

24) My first game console was this absolute beauty. I played SO MUCH BURGERTIME. After this, we got a Commodore 64, which functioned largely as a game console as well. (Shout out to the Epyx Olympics/California Games)

I’m 100 percent going to skip some of these, but let’s do this.

“Time it was, and what a time it was… preserve your memories; they’re all that’s left of you.” I rolled into Charmed an unqualified hot mess. The last seven days (!) have felt like an actual eternity. But time with friends, time in community, time in deep connection… these were good and healing.

So… who’s moving in to my neighborhood?

I love Phish concerts on many, many levels. (CW: flashing lights)

Thanksgiving meme post thing? Thanksgiving meme post thing!!

Today in “AI fucking sucks,” I present the auto-generated alt text for that gif:

Is this train ad hypnosis-coded, or am I just that hypno-addled?

This was very fun to make! I surprised myself a little in some spots, though this is a hybrid hypnotist/subject setup. (Maybe should have done one for both?)

Listen, @hypnomemers.bsky.social made this for me, and it essentially reflects my entire approach to hypnosis. It is perfect.

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