Philanthropic Chaos Gremlin
@teslabolts
Just a gaymer (30, he/they) with switchy himbo exhibitionist vibes in southern Wisconsin looking to see sexy geeky dudes! NSFW and 18+, DMs welcome if done respectfully! Previously known on the bird app as @obsequioussnow Mesmer Drone X647-9
I assumed Striking due to using the axe, but I could see an argument for either
I mean, if @somegayhimbo.bsky.social says it's flex Friday for us nerds, I guess I have to oblige
I promise I'm around and alive, just haven't been feeling brave enough to post out here for a bit. Here's proof I'm still putting on all the tight stuff while working from home :)
Work has been busy and rough, so I spent some WFH time as a Spandex Himbo in my Amoresy, just flexing and honestly feeling my oats a lot now that the suit is fitting even nicer 😁
Gotta get some protein for all this beef ;) Was feeling the jock fantasy a bit today before my workout
Ever have that moment of just "why don't I dress up in spandex to watch the pre-prerelease of a racing-themed Magic the Gathering set?" No, just me? Well enjoy the #flexfriday at least!
So um, I feel like I missed this, but BBC did a reboot of Gladiators back at the start of the year and I only just saw the outfits due to the Big Fat Quiz of the Year?! I want so many of these, so if anyone knows a lead on someone doing these, let me know!
Yep, here is my shortlist, but mostly I seem to use the OnlyPosts, Mutuals, and Quiet Posters unless I'm looking for something specific to scroll through ;)
Whelp, guess I gotta start trying these on and wearing them soon... 💜
Realized I hadn't posted in a bit, so have a #flexfriday and early #singletsaturday as inspired by a cute Jockboy :)
I'd been seeing it around for long enough, just couldn't justify it yet due to still working through some old bottles, but he surprised me with these :)
Whelp, guess I'm at 500 people following me, so here's a nice treat of me restrained with a vibrating butt plug inserted waiting with excitement to see when my partner will snap off the codpiece and edge me
Oh no...what have I done? Earned enough reward points to do it but never stopped to think if I should
Been a bit and Coach thought I should post progress pictures with a new routine recently started, so here's an early Flex Friday in my new Amoresy suit for all your spandex lovers out there ;)
Somehow, I haven't shared photos of my planestalkers on here, so meet my sweeties Liliana and Ajani to continue my regular posting :)
After a mentally draining Monday of work, it always feels amazing to slide on the spandex and simmer in the Workout Motivation file from @hyphyphurray.bsky.social for a bit of abs and cardio while clearing out the thoughts :)
Trying to post here more, so here is me feeling good about my pump today :)
(Week old post, just forgot to post it here...) This month marks one year since I made the choice to both reexplore hypno and work on better fitness habits. 20 pounds lighter and feeling much better every day, I'll be eternally grateful to the hypnotists and supportive circle that kept that going.
Slipped this on to really bash some self-image issues bubbling up, so thought I'd post it for y'all 💜
Due to the Jockboy @monkee.bsky.social rocking it at his bowling tournament recently, I agreed I'd show off my progress a bit on my fitness journey. Just happy to motivate and be helpful😘
Loving the progress that is shown by this singlet being loose, as it was snug just a few months ago! Thanks @hyphyphurray.bsky.social for starting to make a driven muscle boy out of me 💪
I was wondering why I hadn't had much to post on here until I remembered how I've updated my FFXIV character's glamours lately...yep, that would do it Side note: character is Suga Bara on Crystal-Malboro if y'all wanna be friends :)
Happy Hump Day! Apparently, my singlet is a little see-through when I pose like this... 😉
Sir @mmmbondph.bsky.social ordered it was Mankini Monday for the WFH dress code today and thought my big buttcheeks looked especially spankable here...thoughts?