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@tesseract

like socrates, i know nothing and am a public menace unlike socrates, I have a symmetry group of order 384 wokeland, east gay my biological son: @twinkdog.bsky.gay she/her

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· 27d

too goth for an outdoor summer work social? 🖤💜💀

a rly hot girl in a red leather east-west bag, big black docs, a black patterned dress with straps on one side, bright blue dangly hoop earrings, big square sunglasses, hella vaguely goth jewelry

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· 28d

BTS:

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· 28d

started from the top now we here

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Jul 2

WAIT SHIT WRONG PICTURE OOPS PLS DELETE 😭🙈

a girl's thicc thighs with a comically large eggplant emoji next to a slightly smaller container of sea moss pineapple juice

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Jul 1

great news bsky! i'm freshly polyunsaturated (that's t4t for "single"). if you're hot and weird and in the bay area, feel free to shoot ur shot.

the hottest girl you've ever seen sitting on a plane

doja cat t-shirt, chrome hearts cross necklace, venus symbol earrings, red and gold glasses, curly hair pulled back, mascara, blue eyes

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Jun 28

insert political commentary here

rainbow parade float that says SFO with the letters decorated like the progress pride flag

the womens room at sfo, closed with a sign instructing people to use the all gender restrooms

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Jun 23

doing some light reading

a girl in an eames chair wearing a hello kitty shirt deinking red wine and reading an intimidating volume titled The Psychology Of Sex Differences

a girl with a slight smile on her really hot face carefully reading a long intense looking book titled The Female Orgasm

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Jun 3

LOLWUT just got a prescription delivery (for dick-hard pills, tho presumably only i knew this?) and the - admittedly, pretty attractive - delivery guy asked me "do you do content 👀" 🥹🤭🤫😭 im dying im like wearing unsexy wfh pajamas??

a girl with messy hair and a baggy t shirt and some loose cotton shorts who just got propositioned to make porn with a hot cvs delivery guy

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 26

*looks at audible library from 2020 vs now* wow that "cis" "man" sure liked woke gay feminist science fiction... N. K. Jemisin holds up but Becky Chambers? come on now that feels a little like pandering

reductress post showing a sad looking girl in a very light blue hoodie, hood up, eyes down. caption:

I LIVED IT: A performative man had my exact taste in books

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 19

okay so a) i hope food turns to ash in your mouth and you never feel the light of the sun or the touch of a fellow human upon your ugly skin. bitch. b) you're on GRINDR, how fucking hard is it to find a crossdresser bottom c) [redacted], get the fuck out of oakland with your racist bullshit

grindr message "i'm a bi white boy who loves bbc and want a xdresser who does too"

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 19

i'll give it 6 months

kip, now all dripped out with a doo rag, black denim jacket, heavy gold pendant with some sort of winged creature. standing next to la fawnduh, looking incredible in a black tank, big gold necklace, gold belt that's like 3 different small chains, small thin rectangular gold purse/pocketbook

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 19

when my manager asks what ive been doing and why i havent responded to anything

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 16

this might be the stupidest most facile bit of "breaking news, it has been 26 years since 2000" tautology reporting slop ive ever seen virtually every generation of young people ever has been depressed and disillusioned! famously so! this is the subject of a large portion of all art ever made!

a magazine article cover featuring an oil painting of a sad looking dude with a goatee

title

Gen Z but two centuries ago

caption

A generation of young people with 'full hearts in an empty world' sought hope in the face of insurmountable malaise

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 14

huh i wonder why they picked *ahem* Ava here, with her purple eyes and expressionless stare, to model as an anthropomorphic llm...

an ad featuring a beautiful woman with purple eyes, shoulder-length jet-black hair, staring at the camera without any real emotion, meticulous full face of makeup, shaped eyebrows, black shirt

caption: Ava doesn't need a 1:1, PIP or a pep talk // Hire Ava, the AI BDR

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 6

im at the dj set im at my remote tech job im at the combination dj set remote tech job

a laptop open to a terminal running two tmuxed claude code sessions (dont @me lol), a juicy couture handbag and two miller high lives, and a really hot girl djing in the background

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 6

pleased to see apex FINALLY doing something about the problematic top shortage

the new apex legend, a baddie with battle armor named axel, dykey haircut mean face, red streaks in her hair, standing menacingly over girltwink watson

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· May 3

women over [your age; don't make this weird] don't want romance, they want cnc

bluesky post from Dak @dak.bsky.social

Women over 40 don't want romance. They want a man who doesn't breathe loud while eating.

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 30

what do you want

thick girl with curly hair in a "dewberry" (pink) juicy tracksuit with a cropped jacket zipped down juuust above the cleavage, belly hanging out, lying on the couch

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 29

LOOK WHAT YOU HOES MADE ME DO

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 24

should i get this tattooed on my ass yes or yes ma'am?

a chalkboard from a cafe with an obnoxious medallion with words in four different fonts

PEOPLE who
Love TO ARE EAT
Always the BEST
PEOPLE
~Julia Child~

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 24

oh fuck i dropped my carabiner im so clumsy 😵‍💫 right in front of the girl canvassing to save bart too!! 😅 fuck im so embarrassed 🙈🥺

a girl's bare legs in ugg boots, bending over with her dick totally not sticking out of her short skirt (but its cropped so you dont rly know). you can see her big gold vintage digital watch and her thick thighs

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 18

this girl washes her hands with dish soap 😭😭😭😭 punks have gone too far lets bring back tropical house

my girlfriend's bathroom sink featuring paint stains, dish soap, a huge thing of mouthwash, and a hello kitty mug with a zillion cigarette butts

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 15

tag on the wall of my local watering hole

a picture of a sad rudy giuliani on the worst day of his life that didnt involve borat: weirdly viscous hairdye melting down his face, looking very anxious, face buried in what appears to be trump's sleeve

caption: HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 15

careful i have rings

a girl's hand with some weird vaguely evil-coded rings: a spine/centipede wrapped around the pinky, a rose with a stem on the ring finger, and a big-ass very fake versace ring in gold and black with the medusa face

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 12

i found this at a thrift store and decided you know what its my turn its time for evilmaxxed tesseract hail satan

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 12

i think i ran into the darth maul estrogen brigade at thee bar but maybe it was just goth night?

an insane article from 1999:

His lack of background inspires debate: Boys wonder if he can whip Darth Vader in a lightsaber duel; girls want to know if his swirling facial tattoos extend below the neck. Body markings are just one among many Maul mysteries that female admirers love to unravel on an online fan site called the Darth Maul Estrogen Brigade.

On the list, "Sith Vixens" ranging in age from 15 to 33 freely share their fantasies about mauling Maul: They want to spank him and douse him in wine, bear his children and brush his teeth, feed him Saltine crackers in bed, fight him in their underwear.

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 8

every transition timeline be like

a pansexual chaser fuzzy boi, a small white dog, with a ton of long matted fur blocking his eyes and making it look like he has a huge beard

somehow the same dog except now he's tiny and looks like he got his life together and learned about ulta

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Apr 4

my favorite signal feature is you can type in an emoji and it shows you which of your stickers are tagged with that emoji:

a signal textbox with a 🙃 and a bunch of stickers such as pink hair anime girl whos literally upside down, spongebob chicken, and a bunch of tony soprano making faces

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Mar 31

*orange tube amp distortion maxed out, slams power chords* IM DUMB SHES A REPUBLICAN

a pink tesla on the street, let me know the truth...

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙@tesseract· Mar 23

too bad it wasn't this or...