Peter’s Summer Shenanigans
@texaspenguin
Chicagoland knitter (far far burbs). Gaymer. Bear/Panda. Husband. LEGO enthusiast. Pharmacist. Dog dad. Compassionate. MKP. And whatever other words you wanna use to describe me. 🏳️🌈 He/him. TERFs and MAGAts need not apply.
It’s mandatory to do a test before starting a power wash.
The regimen is working out. The lighting in the bathroom is pretty conducive to making me look decent.
He’s so cute. Pardon my ugly face taking up space in the photo.
I have officially bumped Nick Frost off my list of top handsome men. He has been replaced by strongman Lucas Hatton.
Hands down, this is the WORST excuse for a movie, horror or otherwise. The acting is abysmal, the plot is stupid, the acting is horrendous, the camera work is abominable, and the acting is atrocious. I’m only watching it because my gummy is kicking in, and I want to see just how bad this gets.
I know Patrick can be scary sometimes, but I don’t think qualifies this as a horror movie, Amazon.
I still get political text messages from Texas even though I haven’t lived there in almost 20 years. When a Greg Abbott one shows up, I respond accordingly.
NGL, I kinda want this CPAP mask even though the connection is in the front instead of on top of the head which I prefer. I just think the mask looks metal AF. 🤣
@cardsagainsthumanity.com makes me absolutely cackle with their descriptions on their Black Friday items:
Damn, every time I see a picture of Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, it makes me sad that he’s not gay. Total supporter of our community, but he’s one of my biggest straight crushes.
Every man on this app drop a selfie, now! I mean, if you want. I’m not your real dad.
Odyss says that it’s finally time to start wearing hoodies again.
One thing I truly appreciate about Odyss is that when the leash isn’t being held, he doesn’t move. I don’t ever have to worry about him running off.
Guess I’m going to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight.