🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹
@texitalian
Rude. Crude. Socially unacceptable. I roast fascists, mock Trump, and piss on fragile feelings like a lawn flamingo. Wholesome? Wrong turn. MAGA meatheads + bootlickers: fuck you twice—once for politics, once for wasting oxygen. Comedy’s over, clown.
If anyone is interested…FYI I don’t benefit from this. It’s just a PSA… viralstyle.com/dscnt/foress...
My little slice of Italy…sunset from my home in the Appennino Reggiano. Enjoy the view…🇮🇹
Ummm…since before you were born and automatically became one. Though the thought of revoking yours should be on the table…given your low civics IQ…
All I can say is…WELCOME TO TEXAS!!! These temps are are just business as summer usual for us.
“Unintended consequence”…like who didn’t see this coming…I suspect most of these parents would have bristled at the suggestion that their kids had a disability…but hey…”If ima getting paid…DEAL ME IN!!!” Let’s not forget the majority of applicants are already in private school.
Where the hell am I?!?! Who are you and what have you done with Marjorie…
Easter dinner…boneless leg of lamb slathered in fresh rosemary, garlic, sage, kosher salt, 16 mesh black pepper and olive oil. Sitting over night and into the smoker tomorrow. Now dats a beeutiful ting…
JD Vance’s memoir about becoming Catholic…with a a Methodist Church on the cover…🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone think these fucking dorks are gettin laid…except for the occasional pity fuck. I mean, even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the level of incompetence that we have been saddled with by 78 million stupid motherfuckers who voted for it…Pinche pendejos…
Practically a modern day Jesus…wadda ya wanna bet he feeds the hungry too?!?!