The Bore of Whabylon

@thaddeusjames

Topical name-based puns are not endorsements. Tabletop gamer, supernatural/period horror enthusiast, swashbuckling aficionado, vaguely leftist, Godzilla fanboy. Abolish and Prosecute ICE.

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The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jun 28

Looked it up and I seem to have conflated multiple upsetting interior design choices. The bathroom was "only" regular carpet

A set of green carpeted steps leading up to a blue and white tiled bathtub. A dude is walking around while a woman takes a bath. Also the wallpaper (?) is a hideous reddish brown on white pattern

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jun 24

"moderates" logging on today like

Blonde lady (Britt?) from the show Community saying "I can excuse hatred of Palestinians, trans people, immigrants, abortion providers, Socialists, communists, and Muslims; but I draw the line at hatred of Democratic Party institutions."

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jun 16

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jun 15

Gimli, the armored bearded dwarf from The Lord of the Rings, posing with two axes. A speech bubble drawn onto the pic suggests he is saying the words in the quoted post.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jun 14

Had and edible last night and, among other things, stared at this John Blanche illustration for like 10 minutes

Black and white illustration of an improbably massive fortress, adorned with all manner of skulls and grotesques, being assaulted by an equally vast army of figures in heavy baroque armor wielding massive bladed weapons, with a variety of fanciful siege engines in the distance. A few fingers are visible holding the left edge of the bag, and on the right the edge of some text and tables are visible from the opposite page.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 29

This one's funny enough I might hang on to it as a curiosity.

A square sticker on a lamppost reading "flip Chicago red" superimposed over an outline of the city border.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 28

Text edit of a two panel meme. First panel is Timothy Dalton in a suit saying "ah come on Milli Vanilli, I'm paying you well. Does it matter who I work for?" Second panel is Paul Sorvino responding "It matters to me. I may not make an honest vocal, but I'm 100%, and I don't work for no two-bit Nazi."

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 28

The mom from Donnie Darko saying "real or imaginary?"

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 24

Repost with the Russian agent(s) that spies on your posts

Frances McDormand and Brad Pitt, in matching red polo shirts, stare at a computer monitor

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 23

yup, checks out

Star Trek: The Next Generation style title screen, the word "Explosion" in blue text over the starship Enterprise flying through space

Star Trek (the Orginal Series) style title screen, the words "What Yonder Soul Doth Go Hence... A Brother?" in yellow text over the starship Enterprise flying past two planets

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 22

Huh

Bluesky screenshot reading:

No results found for "impeach from;house Democrats.bsky.social"

Tru a different search term or read about how to use search filters.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 17

It's so great. Two decent people in the whole movie: one dies, the other literally does this meme

Four panel meme of a man progressively putting on clown makeup. The left-hand side, where the text normally goes, is blank.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· May 14

Kramer from Seinfeld telling Seinfeld "the war's off", edited from a screenshot of him saying "The bet's off"

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Apr 28

Yup! Threw in The Green Hornet and Kato for good measure.

A bald man in a black suit being menaced by, from left to right, a tall Sikh in a yellow turban with a large knife, a weirdo in a black outfit with two pistols and fangs, a man in a dark green trenchcoat and hat, an unarmed man in a grey chauffer's uniform, a man in a grey trenchcoat and red cape with two pistols, and a woman in a bright green dress holding a purse.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Apr 20

Share a preacher, nun or priest

Four 28mm scale miniatures depicting Eastern Orthodox clergymen. All have black robes, beards and cross necklaces, and their right hands raised in blessing.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Mar 20

I can't imagine I'm the first to do this, but I did it nonetheless

In an image from a Dune movie poster, two people pose with knives in front of a dusty orange sun. Above them is stylized text reading "Warhammer 40k / in the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there is only war"

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Mar 3

Flounder, the yellow and blue cartoon fish from The Little Mermaid, looking sad, captioned "we got sued".

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Feb 26

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Feb 23

Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. Terrible pic, but by all accounts Vincent Price was a good guy, so I'm probably fine.

Low quality screen cap of Vincent Price, subtitled "and she said, "You are Boris Karloff, aren't you?"

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Feb 22

A map like this is a *very* good sign that I'm gonna enjoy the book it's attached to! (it's The Witch and the Tsar, by Olesya Salnikova Gilmore.)

A map of Eastern Europe labeled Ivan the Terrible's Russia in the world of the Witch and the Tsar, showing the various conquests of his reign.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Feb 18

Sam Altman could never

Meme of Obadiah Stane yelling at a hapless engineer, recaptioned to "Joel was able to build this in a satellite / with those special parts"

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Feb 12

If you see this post a goth girl

A 28mm miniature of a vampire in a black and purple dress, raising a chalice full of blood in one hand and holding a dagger in the other, standing over a corpse.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Feb 11

Tweet by Avery Edison reading 'I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications"

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Feb 6

Image of a gleaming futuristic city, captioned "the world if Dems held GOP electeds in as much contempt as Trump does"

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jan 30

tbh I don't think I'd see this one either if it were still Ratner directing

a parody of the Melania movie poster, where the title has been obviously edited to read "Melanchthon" and the head of the historical figure Phillip Melanchthon has been pasted over hers.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jan 28

Remember Alice? She's back!

A round cardboard "pog" depicting Alice from Disney's Alice in Wonderland, and fifty or so more pogs behind it in a blue plastic case.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jan 25

Got my FATE dice and FATE Point tokens ready to go

A Ziploc bag with 30-something pastel cubic dice in it, each marked with +, -, and blank sides instead of the usual number. In front of them, a stack of 28 Disneyland e-tickets in assorted colors.

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jan 23

Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 42, post the second sentence

A paragraph of text in Early Modern English, debating the reality of evil spirits
In the middle a sentence is highlighted reading "For M. Mal saith, that the eies and eares of the mind are farre more subtill than bodilie eies or carnal eares."

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jan 17

If you see this I beg you to post a picture from your device without explanation

A photograph of an in-progress painting. A dark grey upright shape, sort of lumpy, dominates the left third of the canvas, an orange dome on a lighter orange layered shape covers the foreground especially in the other two thirds, and a blue sky is in the background. A few brushes and random objects are barely visible past the edges of the canvas

The Bore of Whabylon@thaddeusjames· Jan 13