Brando

@thatbrando

Providing pure speculation about ancient ASoIaF history that will never be answered. Hobbies include: Hanging out in the woods, being a witch. 💜ASoIaF, Star Wars, dragons, mythology, folklore, magic, etc.💜 Let's talk fantasy!

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Brando@thatbrando· Jul 16

Still from Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Padme Amidala and Bail Organa standing in the Senate with the words "So this is how liberty dies. With explosive diarrhea."

Brando@thatbrando· Jul 15

Cyclosporiasis Photoshopped over someone's face with the words "look at me I'm the captain now"

Brando@thatbrando· Jul 12

Katniss Everdeen at the reaping in The Hunger Games
Girl with dark brown hair and a blue shirt between police officers in white with helmets with face shield and people behind her gasping
The text reads "I volunteer Trump as tribute!"

Brando@thatbrando· Jul 7

To all the people who were wanting more Starks on HotD:

A man in a black suit and tie wearing glasses and holding up a picture of Torrhen Manderly from the HBO show House of the Dragon with the words "Can I offer you a nice Manderly in this trying time?"

Brando@thatbrando· Jun 21

Two muscled arms, the left in a white shirt with the word "socialists", the right in a red shirt with the word "autistics", clasping the other's hand with the words "the urge to talk about trains" over the two hands.

Brando@thatbrando· Jun 11

"Look what I can do!"

A brown dog in a black halter leash upside down on a couch

Brando@thatbrando· Mar 18

It leads you to the AA answer: atheism and anarchy.

Bluesky post, reads:
Older I get the more obvious it is that even a modest sliver of power over another person completely shreds the human soul. Not sure what's to be done about that "haha" (thumbs up emoji)

Brando@thatbrando· Mar 4

But it's not a war

Google News alert
'Quiet Death': US submarine sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, in first since WWII

Brando@thatbrando· Jan 25

Woman with black hair in a pony tail and bangs next to a quote.
Quote:
"That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love." -Rose Tico

Brando@thatbrando· Jan 17

In dnd the white dragon is evil, just saying.

a white dragon with red eyes breathing red flame on a black field

Brando@thatbrando· Jan 3

Trump when asked what his New Year's resolution is:

Old disfigured man with yellow eyes in a hooded black cloak
Text reads: "Once more the sith will rule the galaxy! And we shall have peace." - Emperor Palpatine

Brando@thatbrando· Dec 12

Sheepstealer for some reason (I love them idc)

Brando@thatbrando· Dec 5

No!!!! Why are they $400??? 😭

Columbia Endor issue ponchos selling for $400

Brando@thatbrando· Nov 5

The vibes I bring to the party

Young woman standing up in a high school classroom yelling "We should totally just stab Caesar!" with a pinched up, angry face

Brando@thatbrando· Sep 25

Florence strikes again 🙌

Lyrics to "One of the Greats" by Florence and the Machine:

You'll bury me again, you'll say it's all pretend
That I could never be great being held up against such male tastes
Because who really gets to be one of the greats, one of the greats?
But I've really done it this time (Ah-ah), this one is all mine
I'll be up there with the man and the ten other women (Ah-ah)
And the hundred greatest records of all time (Ah-ah)
It must be nice to be a man and make boring music just because you can (Ah-ah)
Now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan (Ah-ah)
You're my second favourite front-man (Ah-ah)
And you could have me if you weren't so afraid of me
It's funny how men don't find power very sexy
So this one's for the ladies
Do I drive you crazy?
Did I get it right?

Brando@thatbrando· Jul 30

I know one solution we could try...

Three office workers in a field standing around a printer labeled 'AI Data Center'
A man in a purple shirt and brown pants is bringing his leg down on the printer to smash it while one man with a white shirt and black pants is standing behind the printer with a baseball bat and the other man in a striped shirt and brown pants is walking towards the printer.

Brando@thatbrando· Jul 23

What? Capitalism breeds innovation though, am I right? 🙃

TikTok message that was blocked for community violation
Message reads "Maybe now people will begin to understand why so many fantasy authors make the heroes children."

Brando@thatbrando· Jun 14

Hell yeah! This takes me back. I also really want Taco Bell now.

Colorful geometric patterns in a 90s Taco Bell interior

Brando@thatbrando· May 27

What? 🙃

TikTok report stating why my comment was removed from a post.

Brando@thatbrando· May 2

She's just a baby!

White and gray cat stretched out sleeping with front paws crossed on a bed with unicorn rainbow bedsheets and a green comforter behind the cat

Brando@thatbrando· Apr 30

Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz:

Black and white cartoon of a man standing outside a window looking in while wearing a shirt that says "sickos" and a speech bubble to the top left that reads "YES...HA HA....YES"

Brando@thatbrando· Apr 29

I reported someone on TikTok for a comment talking about wiping out the rest of the population of Gaza and repeating a confirmed lie and got this first response. They just took down one of my comments for violations immediately because of one curse word. What an absolute joke.

TikTok comment removal for violating community guidelines

Brando@thatbrando· Apr 23

I'm so tired of being ruled by petty, idiotic men.

Reuters News alert
Headline reads "White House would consider cutting China tariffs as part of talks, source says"
Picture: man in a factory wearing a face mask holding a plastic tube

Brando@thatbrando· Apr 20

Going to tell my kids this was Teddy Roosevelt

Orange furry cartoon with a big bushy yellow mustache and big bushy yellow eyebrows (The Lorax) crossing his arms while standing on a tree that has been cut down.

Brando@thatbrando· Apr 15

Omg this exchange. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. 😭😆

TikTok comment section
First comment: "Did they give next steps? I am willing to try, but don't want to waste time on pointless goals."
Response from creator: "Did the Declaration of Independence give next steps? (Laughing emoji with sweat drop)"

Brando@thatbrando· Mar 31

Palpatine says there are methods for extending his emergency powers.

Today.com News alert
Picture of Trump with the headline "Trump says 'there are methods' for serving 3rd presidential term

Brando@thatbrando· Mar 18

Your honor, I love her!

Red plate with corned beef and cabbage, potatoes, carrots and a crescent roll

Brando@thatbrando· Mar 17

Happy corned beef and cabbage to all who celebrate!!

Uncooked corned beef, Guinness and seasoning in a black crockpot.

Brando@thatbrando· Mar 16

My kid is getting really good at making up Lego designs.

Young kid in a grey sweater and black pants with a smiley face emoji for a face holding a gun made of Legos

Brando@thatbrando· Mar 11

"The fire is mine. I am Daenerys Stormborn, daughter of dragons, bride of dragons, mother of dragons, don't you see? Don't you SEE?" Listen to @girlsgonecanon.bsky.social cover Dany! Finally!! 🐉🔥🩸 www.patreon.com/posts/123189...