My birthday wishes for him are all coming true!

They're having issues.

I don't normally post selfies cause I don't really like the body I was born in, but at the same time I wanted to show how much weight I lost. Left: 2023 Right: Yesterday.

Broke my leg in 5 places on 2024, didn't scream... Didn't say ow... Just pulled out my phone and called 911 like it was any normal day.

Are you fucking kidding me! As soon as I posted! It's so fucking annoying!

Your soul is bound to that thing for as long as it's alive. This is the unspoken truth we all agree to when we keep company with cats.

To... Send me some!

View from the parking lot at Shaw's 6:58 pm EST

Nope... You're the hostage, My kitten always seems to want to lay down on my lap when I'm about to get up.

This is all I get when I click the link.

The attached image is NOT a bottle of Ken's Steakhouse Northern Italian dressing With Basil and Romano cheese.

I will tell you when I figure it out myself

I don't normally do this but I lost 65 pounds since April so I'm feeling a bit better about how I look...

I'm almost 30... I've been drinking this stuff since I was 18 and still don't have any wings! False advertising I say! I demand recompense! #IStillDontHaveWings