Dad thinks I'm.not I to sport. I think I'm not into sport but I'm watching UK strongest man so it just goes to show you just need to let the gay boy find the right sport.

This boy refuses to move somewhere cooler so he's getting the ice pack treatment.

Hydration Break.

#TheArchers Has Susan read Ulysses?

Then the duff duffs come in....

Zak looks like he hates everyone and he want to burn the whole place down.

Now he looks at the bride to be...

#EastEnders Poor old Smiffy. (He'll always be Smithy from The Bill)

Is that a threat or a promise to Andy Burnham.

This might work i suppose.

Could this be the answer....

"The maelstrom of English politics"

I'm on a mini-break so I'm reading my book.

Bradford city hall has a statue of Cromwell on it, alongside its monarchs.

Focaccia coming atcha!

Lols.

I tried to have a healthy breakfast and this happened.

I found a massive dead crab on the beach today so obviously I brought it home with me - I just hope it doesn't start to honk or attract any wildlife.

The "progressive centre" lol

#TheArchers Stella looking ace in an old Call The Midwife

Christ he's like a little kid that's a complete shit to his classmates then has a tantrum when nome of them invite him to their birthday party. It was only in July he published this in a national newspaper -

#TheArchers Mick's makeshift security guard uniform...

Okay well that makes sense. Not. #universalcredit

Okay then...

Oh get fucked. The Labour Party will take quicker and harsher action if you paint a war plane, than if you promote a genocide.