I honestly can’t even fathom a heterosexual lifestyle. It’s so foreign and ridged to me. Nothing about the heterosexual lifestyle has ever seemed appealing to me. Ever since I was a child and to being a teenager it’s honestly been the same consensus - that shit ain’t for me and never will me 🙅🏼‍♂️

I need more friends who abuse the fact that I’m wayyyyyyy too eager and willing to suck cock and eat ass allllll the time 🥴

You know what? Werk.

Cute service dogs being posed with the drugs police have just discovered does not make me support unwarranted searches or continuation of the “war on drugs” in America or anywhere. I actually see these images as a form of propaganda 2 get you 2 support their over policing efforts..cause cute dog 🥴

Sorry yall - but the worst person you know (Elon) unfortunately made a great point 🤷🏼‍♂️ This anti-AI generated CSAM legislation in Minnesota is misguided and does NOT protect kids. This is a censorship bill that goes beyond abuse material. Even the ACLU pulled their support of it due to this reason.

My sensitive ass watching Project Hail Mary 😭

Cross Dressers deserve to be defended as much as any gay or trans person. Yup! Not sorry. Even when it’s cisgender heterosexual men are doing it 🤷🏼‍♂️ “Are you serious?” YES! Cause how can you be so pro Queer, pro Trans, pro drag, and insist on distancing yourself from cross dressers?

Parents need to stop treating their children like property and more like humans with thought and feelings. You don’t have a right to know or attempt to change their sexuality. You don’t have a right to know or attempt to change their gender identity. Protecting kids = protecting privacy.

I don’t understand the whole “oh, your car damage is worth more than what you owe on it and not totaled? Just start an entirely new auto loan for a newer car with a higher monthly payment! That car is essentially garbage that no one should ever use!”

I don’t see how some divas run up a $200-$300 bar tab at any time….. Like girl, you can just go get a handle for $40 and call it a day. Pregame that shit. It’s too expensive to be buying these drinks at the bar. (Says the homo who wants to own a Queer bar one day 🥴🤷🏼‍♂️)

I’ll never understand LinkedIn and the want to have a social media network platform for your work/job. I get that people can get jobs from there but like…. I see 0 benefit to having my photo, full name, and workplace being public information I willingly put out there to anyone with a computer.

Damn, the brat era really is over. I had 0 idea Charli was at Lolapoopooza 🥴

I’m like your nerdy dad who hangs out in the garage drinking after work but instead of doing nothing in a garage with auto-tools I never touch I’m just in my living room drinking, watching Very Delta, and doing free tech hardware upgrades for my friends on my kitchen counter 🥴

You 100% should buy large capacity hard drives and SSD’s to build a media server and just pirate all your movies, TV shows, music, and book media via Torrents and have no shame about it. In fact, I think it’s one of the most meaningful expressions of freedom you can participate in.

Physical media matters yall. When you purchase a BluRay, DVD, CD, or even a tape, you have an infinitely duplicatable, full quality copy of that media for as long as you own the physical medium.

your shitty AI generated ad poster is not “inevitable”…. but your lack of talent and creativity certainly is 🤷🏼‍♂️

Conservatives are now wanting “digital blue laws” to blackout or limit internet access on Sundays/during certain hours of the week to services deemed “non-essential” in order to push people to go to church and have more “community” It’s honestly something more dystopian every day from these fucks!

The increased anti-kink sentiment (like anti-ABDL/Age Play/Furry/*Insert controversial Kink that shouldn’t actually be controversial here*🥴) is just a predictable side effect of the world falling into a right wing epidemic. It extends even to Queer and Kink communities. It’s honestly exhausting.

Did everyone get some sort of physical in high school or something where some doctor asked you to drop your pants and inspect/touch your penis? Cause I’ve never had this experience to this day and I’m 31 years old now 🥴

I feel like it’s a universal feeling for Queer people to not look forward to visiting home to tolerate intolerant family but I feel like my family is the one that has to prepare for me and my intolerance to bigots and conservative views lol.

I wonder if the guy who gave me my order at the Loyola Raising Canes knows I’ll suck and rim it like no other 🤔💭🥴👅😉

I’m really over conservatives claiming there’s sex changes being performed on minors in the United States but they can never name 1 AMAB child who has had a vaginoplasty in the last 5 years 🥴 They can’t even prove it with insurance claim data. And yet stupid people believe it’s really happening 🙃

Went to the beach today with my partner and made this silly video of them from the videos and pix I took 😆 God I love them so much 🥰

#NaturalHabitat 🥴🐈‍⬛😴💤

My love language is creating videos (to convert to gifs) of my partner and I in relevant scenes/memes so can use them in responses in our convos 🥴

i remember some DJ in the 2010’s playing this visual in a club during his set and it just randomly came to mind today. so i had to search for the video online to make sure it wasn’t a fever dream 🥴

Honorable mention 🥴👅👃🍑

brb making a new casual shirt with my Cricut 🥴