
Happy Tuesday! Time again for #C64 #Russian Class!
Today Vladi notices that Donald's senators are a vanishing breed, and this surprisingly concerns him. At first Donald thinks it's KGB dirty tricks but Vladi explains why Russia would never do this (as long as Donald is Prez, anyway)
До свидания!

How sick have we become that there is now a situation in which progressives could find themselves cheering on a brutal totalitarian theocracy?
Get in line, Iran.

Happy Tuesday and yes it's time for #C64 #Russian class #95! Just a quick one this week, a little joke they are telling in Europe. Probably in Moscow.
Fun fact: "шутка" (shutka, meaning "joke") was one of the first words in Russian I learned outside of uni Russian 101!

Happy Tuesday! Time for #C64 #Russian class #93!
Today Donald and Vladi get in a pissing match over who's got the best social media... and Vladi's "flex" is... unexpected.
But there you have it, vintage.thcbbs.com, officially favored by Vladimir V. Putin, maybe. With an endorsement like that...

Trump already blasphemes enough without needing to do this.

Or how about Follow your Leader

Happy Tuesday! It's #C-64 #Russian class time again!
Today our two favourite world leaders are chatting about the World Cup. Unfortunately, Russia's team isn't even in the tournament; they're back home golfing, and Vladi is a bit touchy about that. #FAFO, Vladi.
Thanks for attending! Береги себя!

Bringing back a #C64 #Russian class (#10) from 2024. Not a letter of this has changed since then.
It bears mention that all of the "real" (and fictional) clowns on this list have infinitely more talent and charm than the three non-clowns being lampooned here.


Did you know 300 billion US Dollars is about 22 TRILLION rubles? Sounds so much worse when Donald talks to his boss about it...

OK sorry for the delay, here it is, it's *Wednesday* and we're overdue for #C64 #Russian class!
This week: Russian Economics!
Donald is worried about economic fundamentals in Amerika but Vladi assures him that in the Russian economy the numbers aren't the point.
See you in 6 days!

Just posted this on Truth Social.

Happy Pride to all the homophobes and transphobes and other ridiculous people out there! Not naming names...

Happy Tuesday! It's #C-64 #Russian class time again!
This week Donald is still fretting over his legacy. He wants to be on money. One problem: Living presidents can't be on money. Donald asks Vladi for advice, who offers a uniquely Russian solution, one that WILL work, if Donald is dense enough.

Happy Tuesday! Счастливого вторника! It's time for the 88th #C-64 #Russian class!
This week Donald, fearing his own mortality, asks Vladi if he thinks he will get into Heaven.
Vladi thinks that's a such ridiculous idea that he loses his diplomatic composure. Maybe Vladi's fallible too?

How to ask the question EVERYONE is asking, in Russian. You know the question. We may phrase it a little different but it translates well into a cuss-rich language like Russian. Stay safe, Увидимся в следующий вторник!

Happy Tuesday! It's time for #C64 #Russian Class No. 8647... no wait... just 86.
In this one we come to realize that nuclear brinksmanship is just another fucking game to the ones we elected (or who cheated their way to the top)
Guest computer: IMSAI 8080 #wargames. Увидимся на следующей неделе!

They released Jeffrey Epstein's alleged suicide note but I think it might be a fake. What do you think?

Can we create a remake of 1980's arcade classic "Battle Zone" except the enemy tanks (that we blow to the smithiest of smithereens) are Cybertrucks?

Happy #taco Tuesday Campers! It's #C64 #Russian class time again!
Today a 24 hour deadline came and went and Donald's nemesis, Iran, is still a country. This has not gone unnoticed in Moscow, as this conversation reveals.
Thanks for attending! Here's to 8647 more C-64 Russian classes!

It won't fit in a skeet. I'm having a sad.

It's May the Fourth and you know what that means! We're bringing out our Star Wars ANSi!

It's May the Fourth and you know what that means! We're bringing out our Star Wars ANSi!

It's May the Fourth and you know what that means! We're bringing out our Star Wars ANSi!

It's May the Fourth and you know what that means! We're bringing out our Star Wars ANSi!