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The-Greetest@the-greetest· 2d

A two panel scene from the movie shrek that shows Lord farquaad in a red nobleman suit giving a speech. In the first panel he's saying some of you may die... In the second scene he's saying ...but that's a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR as mysterious red fluid erupts from his neck.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· 3d

Stanley Tucci playing Caeser flickermann in the hunger games. his hair has been brushed straight up and slightly back in an absurdly stupid looking way.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· 19d

Soldier shielding sleeping child from weapons meme that says pronouns on the soldier and the economy on the child.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Aug 1

An image of a cop and a member of clergy styled as a fighting match prayer with a hold background of a ring.

At the top of days USAC ultimate sexual assault companionship.

Emblazoned over the middle of the image of the two people says COPS VS CLERGY SO WEIRD HOW THIS KEEPS HAPPENING!

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jul 31

Ben Affleck enjoying a cigarette

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jul 19

And some who are... Well...

A photo of an egg that thinks it is a human named marc andreessen.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jul 19

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jul 5

I just love the movie shrek. No relation to the article.

A two panel scene from the movie shrek that shows Lord farquaad in a red nobleman suit giving a speech. In the first panel he's saying some of you may die... In the second scene he's saying ...but that's a sacrifice that GLARGLGLGLGEUR as mysterious red fluid erupts from his neck.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jun 24

Every time

A famous image drawn by Kurt Vonnegut of several straight black lines all intersecting with each other in the middle of the lines. The lines are spaced out from each other to form a circle pattern. A caption at the top reads "here is my picture of an asshole"

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jun 17

Man at a protest holding a can of soup and winking at the camera

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jun 14

I wouldn't worry about that guy. He still looks pretty happy.

A close up image of the original showing what looks like a smiling face on one of the petals.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jun 12

Littlefoot, a brown child brachiosaurus, talking with his mother, a gray one, in the rain while she lay dying in the movie the land before time.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jun 10

Heck yeah this post deserves a high five.

A monstrously distorted "hand" with the hunters bent in a way that no sane artist would draw this wildly out of style.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Jun 9

Looks like they... Screwed themselves.

The bad joke meme. It's an image of a husky dog making a face with a wide open mouth that looks like he just said a stupid joke and is waiting for other people to react to how "good" it is.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· May 6

Oh it's just an egg. Nothing to worry about.

An egg wearing a black sweater.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· May 6

Oh god the owl is coming right for me.

Butterfly with convincing eye spots.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· May 6

Man in a suit at a bar looking upset with the text "you're laughing? Pepemilfhunter69 lost his $200k life savings on his boobybutt 420fart coin investment and you're laughing?"

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 28

A picture of Elmer Stewart Rhodes. He is a balding man with a balding head and a wispy unkempt beard wearing a black button up shirt over top of a grey or blue t shirt. He's wearing an eye patch on his left eye behind his glasses due to the fact that he shot himself in the eye while teaching a gun safety class.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 21

And they'll mount this above it.

A blue cross with white trim and a sun burst behind it with a swastika in the middle that says der deutschen mutter

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 19

I'm pretty sure they think this is the origin of the arc de triomphe

A black and white photo of Nazi soldiers marching through the arc de triomphe meeting led by a Nazi on horseback.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 9

I can't get over how stupid this is. What do you think brought light to and caused this swing? It certainly wasn't the media, especially dishonest "journalists" like you.

A CNN video still showing in 2017 a +14 point in favor of Israel then a now (2025) +57 point favor of Gaza.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 7

The three panel bike meme

The first panel is a person riding on a bike holding a stick. It says moderates on the right.

The second panel is the person putting the stick in the front wheel and says moderates compromising with fascists.

The third label is the person laying on the ground clutching their knee with the bike on the ground behind them. It says god damn leftists on the left side.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 6

A picture of Garfield the loveable orange cat that loathes Mondays and loves lasagna's face with the words you are not immune to propaganda underneath.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 3

An image of a stained glass window depicting a red headed woman holding a red headed Jesus in her arms. Her hand is on the inside of his leg grabbing his penis which is sticking out of his rags.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Apr 2

I love this one too

A Twitter post by Spurt Magoo that says

My mom has a new boyfriend and recently he said that "NFTs are ugly cartoons" and a "multi level marketing scheme for virgins". When I tried to explain the fundamentals of the blockchain to him he said that he "right clicked on your mom's pussy last night". Any advice?

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Mar 31

Every reply to her should be

The JD Vance meme of him in a suit in front of a blue background with a bald head and crazy eyes

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Mar 30

An image of a frog with a scorpion on its back in the water saying "but now we shall both surely drown", said the frog.

"Lol" said the scorpion, "lmao".

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Mar 28

I wonder why I stopped donating.

A post by nprpubliceditor that says

Every time there are widespread protests, our inbox fills with questions from audience members on how NPR is covering those protests. Most audience members write to us asking for more coverage or different coverage.

The thing is, aside from crowd sizes, most protests aren't newsworthy enough to warrant continuous, national coverage.

I watched the most recent protest in Manhattan so that I could get an on-the-ground gel for it before I wrote the latest newsletter. (1/2)

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Mar 26

An image from the Simpsons with Uncle Sam dressed up like his usual self holding the world with two hands taking another bite out of it with the words try and stop us at the bottom.

The-Greetest@the-greetest· Mar 25

A painting of a blue bird with a dark purplish face with the words

The risk I took was calculated,
But man,
Am I bad at math.