Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡

@the-real-burdo

🍺 🍔 🍑 🌮 are my most *favoritest* things ever! Besides my wifey! 👸 I rage against MAGAts, Talibangelicals, Flaming Hypocrites, and all forms of performative piety! 🤮 I believe in the moral compass of Kal-El. 🦸‍♂️ Truth and Justice for all!

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Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· 24d

The Happy Path!

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· May 3

My happy for this year! My wife and I commissioned this painting in November of 2025 with the theme "A new beginning from earth to universe." I asked a Missouri artist, Kelene Monsterlove, to create this artwork. She did an amazing job! Look her up....you won't be disappointed!

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Feb 28

My sweet baby dog that gives me the good and innocent part of life! #dogsofbluesky

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jan 26

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jan 25

Don't allow the regime to smear his name!

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Sep 25

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Sep 21

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Sep 12

These two sad sacks got extremely lucky that the shooter's father brought him to them! I keep laughing at this side-by-side! It's so Naked Gun! 😂🤣🤦

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Sep 10

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Sep 9

This is a LITERAL depiction of grooming and the assessment of it making a "great country." Is that what he means by the MAGA shit? We should be white men and free to prey on young children unchecked? This is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING on so many levels! 🤮🤮

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Sep 9

These are my slice of good in our current fucked up state of affairs!

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Aug 21

🗣 Hurry up PAM! We're waiting! ⏰️

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 28

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 27

My favorite is the version of JD he's sharing! 😂😂😂😂

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 26

WOOHOO! Today is mine and my beautiful wife's date day to go see the new Superman. I am so excited!

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 22

To the 🍊 💩 In the words of the famous "satirical witticist" Steven Colbert "Go fuck yourself!"

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 15

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 12

Us having this discussion just proves his point that:

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 12

😂😂😂👇👇👇🔥🔥🔥

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 12

MAGAt account to block along with most if their followers. You're welcome!

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 11

This is blasphemous in every way! 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Superman belongs to the people! FULL STOP! He is image and ideology are not to be shit on like this! I AM SO PISSED! 🤬🤬

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 9

🚨HOT TAKE🚨 #BurdoSaysSo

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 6

This stupid shit is just Musk wanting to cosplay as a political figure because of his little bitch ass cat fight with Trump! Again, it's stupid! I still hate this asshole too! He has no place in our politics and no one should fall for this bullshit! Just get better democrats! #BurdoSaysSo

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 6

Let's do this! But instead of crack let's do Marijuana. Chill these assholes out, boost food industry income and peacefully turn back over our government to reasonable, sane individuals. Could it work?!

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 6

Current intrusive thought that I'm battling? Cutting this talking nutsack's lips off with a pair of Fiskars!✂️😬 No offense to all others nutsacks! 😂

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 3

🚨 🚨 📣 Ladies and gentlemen! Do NOT avert your eyes! Do NOT cover your ears! And please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position! 📣 🚨 🚨

Burdo 🖕🍊💩🤡@the-real-burdo· Jul 3