Just sent this text to my wife.

I said it in the group chat. Not mad, just meh. I’ll probably still get one from DHGate, if I’m honest. The helmets, however……. 🔥🔥🔥

Hey sport… you did real good today. This is so you have something to do while the adults finish talking about football. If you stay in the lines this time, there might just be an extra cookie in it for you!

Duroc rib cut chops on the grill with a gochugaru dry rub. Shout out to Valint Meats in Lancaster. Never steers you wrong.

This is EIGHTEEN DOLLARS worth of Kung Pao shrimp?!? Fuck you, Golden Hill in Amherst.

Why are the francophonic habitants so sensitive about their history? 😆

I mean……..

The lads are 1-0 when I slow roast a Picanha to perfection.

Wagyu Pittsburgh Salad because my wife and I haven’t been in the same freaking place for dinner in weeks.

Taking 10 minutes to relax before StagED wows me with The Lightning Thief. Haven’t had a chance to do this since I took over. Once the ship is righted, I look forward to enjoying the process and the art.

Daddy hasn’t been home much in the waking hours these past few weeks, so JR is taking full advantage.

My cat does this too! We love a faceplant!

Needed a literal or metaphorical win tonight. Got one of each. Played with a few of these guys TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO as a teenager. Tonight we grown man bullied a bunch of 20-somethings in the Championship. The nostalgia plays to win.

If you like spicy, find these and eat them. Delicious.

I mean……….. what the fuck?

Sad, tech-week fridge is sad.

Had an opportunity to test the old bones at the D1 level for the back half of this BDSL season. Old enough to have sired some of my teammates and opponents and held my own. Even kept a clean sheet at 41+ years of age. Didn’t know these were taken, but grateful for the reminder I still sorta got it.

My cat sleeps like I just murdered him.

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

Using some of my unemployment-bummer-time to consolidate from multiple moves ago. Lucky hat from my early teens. Feels good to know you were on the right side of things even as a dumb kid. Ska kids pinning empowerment in the 90’s ftw.

Forgot to put the nobody cards disclaimer on here, but if you are the weirdo who does… here’s some dynasty league fodder:

I’m also begging the level headed folks out there to realize God’s not a real thing.