Anastasia MacKenzie (@theanastasia) · DIRTY

Anastasia MacKenzie

@theanastasia

That girl...you know the one...🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🐝

394 Folgt1.011 Follower957 Posts

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir theanastasia.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· 27d

Watching The Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended.

The Odyssey playing on a tamagotchi.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jul 18

My husband is taking this camping because he needs a “coffee whitener that does not require refrigeration.”

A bottle of Irish cream liquor.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jun 27

Happy Pride!

Me looking fly in a rainbow dress.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jun 25

Makes me think of the Community Greendale College flag.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jun 24

Guess I’m not quitting my day job to sell feet pictures online.

Medical report that says “right foot is unremarkable.”

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· May 15

Found a puppet that perfectly summarizes 2016-2026.

A green puppet looking horrified.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· May 10

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· May 10

“Parents have the right to choose what their children are exposed to or have access to.”

Meme of Regina from mean girls saying “So you agree. Libraries should provide LGBTQ programs/books for parents who want them for their kids.”

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Apr 14

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Mar 31

The only kings we need. #NoKings

A white and black chess king chilling on a chess board.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Mar 24

Me on planet Earth every day.

Still from The Good Place of Eleanor saying “this is the bad place!”

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Mar 15

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Feb 22

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Feb 17

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Feb 14

Valentine’s Day movie. No spoilers if you’ve seen it! I don’t know anything about it but it sounds cute from the title. 🥰

Movie poster for “Together” (2025)

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jan 28

My gym has a member of the moth. This month I nominated the unicorn piñata that lives on their table. Fingers crossed for the little guy.

Lil unicorn piñata.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jan 23

Love that sky!

Edited and cropped of the original photo (A red-orange sky, just after sunset. The cross-topped dome of the Pantheon rises behind some apartment buildings with tall windows.)

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jan 14

Fixed it.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jan 13

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jan 8

My hope for everyone in 2026.

A light box that says “MAKE WEIRD CHOICES”

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Jan 2

Happy New Year! We’re ready for the future.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Dec 26

Merry Christmas from Lenny and Carl! 🎄🐈‍⬛🐈

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Dec 2

When you’re Christmas gift shopping and fighting the urge to buy for yourself.

Gold Five repeating “stay on target.”

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Nov 27

When they ask you how life is going.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Nov 13

People just saying “hello there” and me force feeding them “general Kenobi”

This is over the meme where one girl is forcing another to drink milk.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Nov 9

A picture I once took.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Nov 8

Made missing posters of all our house guests for the Halloween party this year.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Nov 5

Went as Queen of de-Nile for Halloween this year.

Me in an Egyptian Queen costume holding up a sign which says “everything’s fine” with the world on fire.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Nov 1

Happy Halloween from Jornathan and I. 💀

A picture of me with my 12 foot Skeleton, Jornathan, in front of our house.

Anastasia MacKenzie@theanastasia· Oct 29