What's he staring at like that for? Probably because it's hard to get up with an ass like that? Maybe maybe not, who knows

Gahh what are you doing here? If I knew about you, you wouldn't see me like this. It's not my fault, when I was in the shower I had an idea what to do with the running water

Well, what are you waiting for?

What are you staring at? This is my place, sit somewhere else or maybe you can on me~

Guhh?! What's going on why do I feel funny? Why it keeps getting bigger?