thebennifactor
@thebennifactor
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Okay yeah I see why y’all been raving about pegging now cuzzzzz
Ah yes, midnight lunch. Occasionally known as dark lunch if it’s particularly heinous/unhinged (complimentary)! Chow to your heart’s content, fellow cryptid!
My parents’ Costco hasn’t had them for fuckin 4 years. Please save some for me 🥺
🥰! You and your new fiancé(e)(s) better show me up this weekend!!
Okay, but the way this actually works. I found a $12 wedding dress that fit me perfectly and went and saw The Drama with a Man Who Will Not Be Named™ (he sucks lmao). Free drinks at every bar/restaurant hehehe
Nah, Bigi (Blanket’s chosen name) has darker hair. This is what he looked like today; apparently he might have worn the armband too
I’M SCROLLING THRU YOUR SKYLINE TRYING TO CAFCH UP; HE WAS DATING A BITCH EXCLUSIVELY LAST WEEEEEEKK????
I immediately came to your page when I found out HSJSJSKSKSKSKSJ
Why is a grown ass man fixing his mouth to talk about his daughter’s friend/coworker like this? Out of anyone, Manon as a biracial Ghanaian/Swiss woman can relate to people invalidating Dani being Latina due to her being American & white… now his daughter’s gonna face the consequences instead of him
“Started skating at age 3 after watching the Olympics in 2010” oh okay
OpenAI murdering everyone’s virtual boyfriends the day before Valentine’s Day is one of the most unhinged decisions I’ve ever heard. I am all for reducing the risk of AI psychosis, but damn y’all couldn’t wait till next Friday? Or maybe after the holiday weekend? They really said