Im ready for the eclipse

Your boyfriend has posted his zinger asking what the wet stuff is on the ground this morning

Hydration break

You’ve been murdered! Who do you want on the case?

I went to watch the cricket

Wayne Rooney is talking again

Hydration break

Can we be sure that it isn't?

Me with my bluesky mutuals

Good for him

Let's see your face for the week

Hydration break

Sauce curry, curry sauce

My daughter just announced that we’re into the knock-off part of the world cup

Hydration break

Friday

Keir Starmer’s rejected resignation speech

Hydration break

Hydration break

mfer has been surrounded by Bill Purchase

Truncation is not a content strategy

Me reading your posts

I've just been made aware of r/ToastNames and Martin Experience might be the most toast name there's ever been

To focus on his brother’s return to the square

God when he was creating Wes Streeting's head

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