New comic! Wherein the guys rock out.

Now that diarrhea is all the rage, I should bring back Trouser McSoils, who was supposed to be my Garfield.

Getting nearly seven hours of sleep vs. getting a super-late start on the day as a result.

Smart toilets right now.

The rest of the world to America right now.

IBS sufferers hearing about the diarrhea bug.

Couldn’t have been asleep for *that* long.

Walking through SOUP, you say…?

New comic! Wherein Cord has the power.

Due to everything being the absolute worst at all times, this book has been retroactively retitled “Alexander and the Day.”

Whole new generation’s ’bout to appreciate this joke.

BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.