my proudest 82-0, 100% ethical positioning

oh dang

… it comes in a quad?

hmm

CRUNCHWRAP

I bought one of these, hid it in the deep freezer. I don’t even have one a day. I alternate so it’s a different one every day and the stock goes down somewhat equally. I skipped a few days, come back Drumsticks: gone Bars: 3 left Sandwiches: 14 left I’ve been betrayed.

me: do minions taste like bananas, lemons, peeps, or twinkies? 18: I’ve never had a Twinkie me: bet

on the neighborhood Facebook, absolutely cackling

line behind me

wtf open some registers

😂

I reject this

wiring up RJ45 connectors is now my least favorite thing

that’s not what you want to read (unless it’s true)

pspspspsps

no my cat says he wants one

I figure this location is somewhere between the two

This ain’t 82-0? screw you

FACTS

beachurrito achieved

exit row AND nobody next to me.

ok let’s do this

🥲 immaculate vibes