Funny vampire

both of them together??? A girl and her dog???

Luvia enjoying her favorite treat from her home country, a slice of Sachertorte. This may look cute and fun, but you actually shouldn't let your ghosts eat chocolate it's bad for them.

Orc??????????

Old drawing from ancient times, it's cute still and I like it.

previous post went through like 100 permutations IDK here's another one

huge woman do an eat happy vore day haha woooo big vore

I combatted art block by just drawing a dragon

Hm

I drew this for my friend you may look at it if you wish

Instead of real art I've just been making increasingly unhinged and psychotic Miis for my Tomodachi like island. There's Lucretia, though, you guys like her right?

April fools I drew this really fat woman wait fuck I fucked it up she was supposed to be thin

Got another comm and put color on it, Morgana this time!

Remus loooooves chocolate but she can't eat it or she'll get fat :(

Got a comm from @weirdmidnight.bsky.social and with permission, slapped some color on it. Luvia! being fat as shit!

She already did get that

Death used to have to work a lot harder for her quarry. Nowadays the leading cause of death is getting too fat to run away from the grim reaper. Takes a toll on the figure.

Some people say Morgana is the worst doctor ever and kills all her patients. Others insist she's death itself, grown fat on prey that seeks her out rather than the other way around. They're both right. You can be two things.

All this woman does is call people "Punkin" and say "good golly gosh" and "Me oh my"

how does a scarecrow even get fat that's dumb as hell

I've never seen this woman touch a dirty dish outside of throwing them at the wall for fun

So she's bad at cleaning and she's got a terrible attitude and the work ethic of a wet sock, what really MATTERS is that I can't fire her because I'm kind of scared of her and I think she'll hit me.

The mighty and terrifying werewolf in her fully transformed state!!! Remus is really not beating the domestication allegations tbh

We found out who's dog it is it's Luvia's dog

whos fuckin dog is that

Here they are solo for those of you who want to see these two horrible women on their own for whatever reason.

"My life as a vampire with an annoying fucking ghost that lives in my house" is an infamous lite novel series that has the dubious honor of never selling a single copy to a living human being.

Here's an edit of that fat elf image I did where she's like way more globular idk I went ape mode here