
put dad as the manager. DFA umps.

a new low in the world of spam calls: I just got a call from one of my high school friend’s mom’s cell phone and I obviously answered it…to be pitched SOLAR!!!

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Jul 7 pizza Richmond / pizza Shackamaxon did me dirty. reality vs. expectation.

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Jun 26 haven’t lived in NJ for several years and I get seasick. spammers need to do better. anyway, feel free to bother this number.

Kelly@theflyerbitch· May 11 thanks for making me a mom 14 years ago 💓


Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 27 at a Michelin star collab go Flyers 🫣

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 27 highly unlikely then 🫣 it was 22°F and snowing at the end of March!


Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 23 hello yes he did VERY WELL

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 23 FLYERED UP AND DOING WELL

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 21 Flyers are comin home baby!

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 18 baseball texts with dad. sorry Pope Leo.

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 12 Icelandic Provisions trying to play tricks on me…guessing my first pull missed the flavor train 😅

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Apr 5 troubleshooting a non-functioning pressure gauge on my breville, looks like Gemini is a Flyers fan.

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Mar 28 fwiw this changed my life

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Mar 20 the cowboys disease has spread to Canada (go birds)

Kelly@theflyerbitch· Dec 7 too bad I don’t have friends! 🙃