My mother’s cat is really not sure I’m acceptable, given that I came in here smelling like an Evil Dog

“Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist” If Godzilla counts as a celebrity, I am in significant trouble. If he doesn’t, I’m in …slightly less?

bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/

You are never too much, on main or otherwise. Nessie would say the same if you asked her.

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure. What’s yours?

This is what I got when I clicked on one from the gift links feed

This moon has the most Mr. Cool Dude energy I’ve ever seen in a ring

One is flappy birds, the other is basically space invaders. They’re both on individual birds’ pages. They seem to only be available on birds you own that are currently with you.

Nessie had the best day of her LIFE at my sister’s house on Sunday.

After four years of OT in my childhood, this is how I hold a pen.

Nessie understands hard days and is here to support you

We moved two pieces of furniture to slightly different locations, and Nessie is assuming this means her death is imminent. She is so sad.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy I mean. Yeah?

Search your camera roll for “hell”

Curious about stone/pricing on these

“Just don’t have feelings. Problem solved. Now get out there and run some laps.”

Whoops and also

I was lured into a Buzzfeed quiz and since I have never seen any of these shows, I will be crowdsourcing my presentation on The Wire should this ever become necessary. Hold yourself in readiness, Wire-watching friends!

Here’s the technique! (The screenshots continue on from the last one.)

I’m going through Marcella Hazan’s Essentials of Italian Cooking and I found a pudding recipe that made me think of you

I can confirm that we here in Long Beach are not serving the lord. But we ARE serving pesto made with basil from our gardens in December, so this is a call everyone has to make for themselves.

I’m at my dentist’s for a cleaning and once again staying at my most hated decor item ever. He’s had it for a decade. I would love to take a hammer to it.

Transformative works statements usually go in your AO3 profile. Mine currently looks like this.

Water is falling from the sky, and Nessie is not mad, just disappointed

Dúo, what specific thing did I do wrong? Do you just hate me as a person?

My sister’s cat would like to speak to the manager.

User number game! Mine is 58, which causes The Youth to stare at me in absolute consternation.

Very many hugs! Also here is Nessie in “Who disturbs my slumbers?” mode.

Accidentally clicked on a WaPo link and the popup offered me a monthly or yearly subscription, except their definition of monthly is — weekly?