When I retire am gonna be a pool boy..

Bill has found the most uncomfortable place to sleep, but he is in reach of fusses..

Back soon once the yanks sort their climate change or discover lightning rods 🤷‍♂️

When someone calls it a GameBoy..

Had a visitor checking out the greenery.

More fusses..

He’s not a trillionaire in real money..

I have tomatoes already, my fruit based kingdom awaits..

The magpie on the neighbours office shed roof just chased the black running cat, bottom left, all the way down the fence. Poor Sam is quite a softie really..

My Mum gave me five of her tomato plants from last year… FIVE..! I could barely keep up with three plants last year and these are all cherry. Guess I’m now the new local tomato king 🤷‍♂️

Help me out #birdsky please. Chat tells me this is a juvenile blue tit. Not convinced that it’s not a finch of sorts ? I have a couple of these visiting the bird feeder now. Only have nuts, seedless suet and monkey nuts out now.

I hope that there is a special place in hell run by demon Ramsey for whoever produces / sells / recommends cheap hobs with touch sensitive buttons.. How very dare I use the surface without it switching off and I obviously wouldn’t want any actual heat control, nope full blast or off..

We had a boy just like him who would open doors by hanging from the door handle. Went missing last spring, I guess we didn’t make the cut..

Tempting the birdies into the water bath..

Spent my Birthday today in Bucharest. What an amazing city..

We’re sitting here then..

Thanking myself for the day I drunkenly bought this from a friend..

Whereas this not totally mad Englishman is sitting in front of this..

😆

Late night roses.. whilst listening to guns n roses..

And so the game begins..

From FB buzzy bastards 😁

I bought an LED Drawing Board and it sits in the kitchen. Someone starts a scene and then family and friends just add to it randomly..

Being the sort of Dad that says ‘yeh whatever, crack on’. I present. The ‘small hole’ my youngest, his cousin and their mate started a few weeks ago.. I was thinking I really need a second pond..

King Prince Charles. Arm wrestling champ.

Bye then copilot, your laggy arse won’t be missed..

I think my lad is recreating Sodor..

I ain’t touching that..

Powerful and sad. With alt text.