He told me to go fuck myself.

Sir… I beg you… please stop teasing me with your hotness. I just can’t fucking take it. I could take you fucking me, but I can’t fucking take the teasing! 😈

Shake that thang. 😂

We have the same taste in underwear...

Oops! I almost missed #FCF. Working too hard, I guess.

Throwback Thursdays.

Back rolls?!?

Time to dick around… 😈

Either Wednesday cums early, or it’s already hump day. Either way… let’s fuck. 😈

I have lost my head… or I’m in need of some head. You pick. 😈

Just another Monochromatic Monday.

Saturday Night in Black and White. 😈

Feeling a little stiff this #FCF…

A quiet thing.

#DILF Week ends today. Make sure you celebrate accordingly. 😈

Come on, Seattle. Here for today only. Don’t let all this #gay #ass go to waste… 😈

Okay, Seattle… let’s get this #fcf party started. 😈

Fifty shades of Fri-gray.

Me: “Guys keep messaging me on Sniffies about my sensitive nipples. How the fuck do they know that?” Meanwhile… my profile pic:

Cheeky me.

What do you get when you divide PRIDE month by Father’s Day? DILF week. Happy DILF week, everybody!!!

Mind if I sit next to you? 😈

Give back.

Something something Friday.

It is! I’m actually heading to Seattle for PRIDE. Hopefully I’ll see you around!

It’s time to say goodbye.

It’s too hard to tell you how I feel.

It’s getting really hard these days.

It’s time to change.

Silent night.