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theGlenn (@theglenn) · DIRTY

theGlenn

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⚽️ Tottenham ‘til they kill me 🏈 Go Pack Go 📍Wisconsin, USA 💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24 We don’t do that here. Anyone asks if you’ve seen me say no.

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theGlenn@theglenn· 14d

The proper way to assemble a peanut (sunflower) butter and jelly sandwich.

theGlenn@theglenn· 17d

All due respect to Auckland FC but

Sleepytime tea bear

theGlenn@theglenn· 29d

Tain’t great.

theGlenn@theglenn· 29d

Did I miss any derivations?

Your muted words
Matty Y in text & tags
Matthew Yglesias in text & tags
Matt Yglesias in text & tags
Matty Yglesias in text & tags

theGlenn@theglenn· 29d

“Verify your age.” I know how to use this.

Rotary phone

theGlenn@theglenn· Jul 6

Fox pregame commentary crew lined up shortest to tallest.

Cell phone signal bars.

theGlenn@theglenn· Jul 4

Hydration break

Bottle of Molson

theGlenn@theglenn· Jun 26

1990 Score football card featuring Cornelius Bennett of the Buffalo Bills.

theGlenn@theglenn· Jun 11

Vacation breakfast.

A fake raw log table with a paper coffee cup filled with beer from the can of New Glarus Two Women lager sitting next to it. Behind it, slightly out of focus, is a foam container of tortilla chips and a 24 pack of Costco chocolate chunk cookies.

theGlenn@theglenn· Jun 5

Only applies to certain AirPods, but

Use head gestures to respond to Siri
• Accept a call or reply to notifications and messages: Nod your head up and down.
• Decline a call or dismiss notifications and messages: Shake your head side to side.
Note: To use head gestures to respond to Siri, Announce Calls and Announce Notifications
must be on. See Use Siri to announce calls or notifications.

theGlenn@theglenn· Jun 3

i wanna see the bums these guys beat.

17-0 game screenshot with the lineup of
QB: Shedeur Sanders
RB: Tahj Brooks
WR: Jauan Jennings
Te: Robert (AKA Big Bob)(AKA Roberto Grande) Tonyan
DEF: Browns
Coach: Jeff Hadley
And a grade of 3-14

theGlenn@theglenn· Apr 17

From the local police blotter

Trespassing: A family reported on April 1 that someone had entered their home in the 700 block of Windsor Drive while they were on vacation. Nothing was stolen or damaged, but hot sauce was spread on the counter and floor, a chair was placed on a kitchen table and someone wrote on a light switch. An investigation is ongoing.

theGlenn@theglenn· Apr 5

Do these count?

A photo of a package of Cadbury mini eggs.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 31

Timeline cleanse

Two cats lounging on a cat tree in front of a window.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 30

Just 992 left.

Case 00149008.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 28

Can it still be a Friday Beer™️ if it happens on a Saturday?

An ice cold Blue Ribbon, brewed by the prestigious Pabst Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The can features a drawing of Godzilla, because awesome things belong on the cans of America’s Best Circa 1893.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 21

Dads love moving burgers around the grill.

Burgers on a grill. Duh.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 19

Usually reserved for Christmas, but maybe I’ll grab some for Easter.

Wildcat, aka Cannibal Sandwich

A mound of raw ground beef, seasoned and mixed with chopped raw onions, sits on a red plate surrounded by slices of mini rye bread.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 19

Goofy I’ll fuckin do it again

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 17

Like bro who does this?

A toilet filled with a mysterious green liquid.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 13

Hooray

Screenshot:

!
2 Severe Weather Alerts
Winter Storm Watch
High Wind Warning

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 13

Friday the 13th so this screwball is all wound up.

A black cat lying on his side in a weird pose on a windowsill.

theGlenn@theglenn· Mar 3

A photoshop of infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer wearing chef hat superimposed over a closeup of a seasoned raw steak.

theGlenn@theglenn· Feb 26

At least my shower comes with a drinks table.

Shower beer.

theGlenn@theglenn· Feb 17

shein art but make it sports:

Picasso doing some limb shit

Mickey van de Ven doing some limb shit

theGlenn@theglenn· Jan 25

A hand written note in a young child’s handwriting. The note is written in blue marker on pink construction paper. It says “I am sorry life is hard Daddy.”

theGlenn@theglenn· Jan 24

Do something meme pointing out a strongly worded tweet (!) from Minnesota Governor and coward Tim Walz, in which he says “I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation.
Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.”

theGlenn@theglenn· Jan 24

Love an opportunity to break this out.

24/25 Spurs away kit with Bissouma 8 on the back.

theGlenn@theglenn· Jan 22

Mike Primavera
@primawesome
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
10:03 - 2019-09-30 • Twitter for iPhone

theGlenn@theglenn· Jan 20

Promo one sheet for the first season of TV’s Becker, starring Ted Danson as a surly doctor.

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