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TheGodMouse

@thegodmouse

I enjoy posting and commenting. I hope you enjoy the posts and comments. I also make videos and Livestream!

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TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· 15d

I know, I know. The episode is still relevant, though.

Main character from the Black Mirror episode "15 million merits" huddled in the corner of a room filled with screens after a meltdown caused from unskippable ads.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· 17d

I got into the closed beta for the Duskbloods!

Screenshot of the website showing I was selected to participate in the Duskbloods closed beta

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· Apr 11

Just made it to Masterball earlier in my stream! I appreciate all who came by, and I'll be back to the streaming on Monday! #pokémon #PokémonChampions

Page showing my Masterball ranking, with the (currently) tallied results showing me at 1,792.083

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· Oct 9

Was watching some of the wholesome videos on the "Grand Illusions" YouTube channel, when YouTube's "Ai GEnErAtEd ToPIcS" showed me this masterpiece. Second pic is the comment that confused the ai.

Picture of the video "Finger Fidgets - Part 3" on the "Grand Illusions" YouTube channel, with an AI generated topic saying "Tim sacrifices giraffe for viewers"

The "Summarized by AI" Part is carried by smaller text beneath which says "Quality and accuracy may vary" over top of the initial comment which led to this hallucination, being: "I cant believe Tim muddled up that giraffe just for us."

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· Aug 25

This is why I come back to this app.

Mattie Lubchanskys posted:
"Been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning 'how to out-hustle the rats.' not sure what this does for the campaign"
Then, a different post by Barry Petchesky:
"Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children's teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build 'and electric chair for rats.' The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city."

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· Aug 21

Say hello to the wonderful bunny friend!

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· Aug 8

Remember when AI was just shit like this?

Dall-e pictures with a prompt saying "Todd Howard in fallout"

Dall-e pictures with a prompt saying "birds holding trial in a courtroom"

Dall-e pictures with a prompt saying "junji ito"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· Aug 4

Okay, not exactly what I thought, but this is adorable.

Picture of a large tarantula hovering over a tiny frog, with the caption:
"Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas' eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return, the frogs eat the insects."

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 28

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 27

Fucking ouch...

Mr. Burns from The Simpsons choosing between two bottles, one with a laughing emoji on it, and the other with a crying face emoji on it.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 26

Saved this a while ago, just rediscovered this morning.

An advertisement I got a long time ago from Facebook, with what looks to be a manufactured prison shiv, and the only explanation being:

"Shank
$14.95"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 25

A picture of a confused Freddy Mercury with the "who wants to be a millionaire" question board in front of him, with the question: "I want..."
And the answers:
A.) To break free
B.) To ride my bicycle
C.) It all
D.) To make a supersonic man out of you

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 23

Meme by: @FROGCHILDREN

Shows Dr. Strange creating magical glyphs that explain conversions of American liquid measurements

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 22

*Scene in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers where the men and elves stand in the dark and rain, atop the ramparts at Helm's Deep*

Legolas: (says something in Quenya)

Aragorn: then I shall die as one of them!

Men at Helm's Deep:
(Monkey puppet meme of looking away anxiously)

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 20

Protagonist from Pokemon Sword and Shield trying to play with her Cinderace using a feather, gets kicked in the head, likely killing her.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 20

Gaming in the 90's looks SO intense

(Pictures of various children, in varying states of nirvana/bliss surrounding an old family computer)

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 19

Text message conversation with Little Caesars:

Person sending message: Hello, I bought a pizza today & I've got a complaint.

Little Caesar's Representative: Hello, please describe the problem.

Person sending message: (posts picture of pizza shaped like sonic)

Little Caesar's Representative: what the fuck

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 17

Cop: [making list of animals that escaped]

Zookeeper: "the tigers should be your top priority"

Cop: [scribbling out ducks] "obviously"

(Stock picture showing a man in a work shirt talking to a cop.)

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 14

A meme showing the actors/actresses who played parts in both Cheers and Star Trek, with text saying, "'Cheers' was actually a Holodeck program!"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 12

5 panel meme with screenshots from Futurama

1st panel: Bender says,"No problem. I'll bend the door open."

2nd panel: Fry, looking confused, says,"You can't bend a wooden door".

3rd panel: Bender looks back, saying," I know that, and you know that,"

4th panel: Bender continues, pointing at the door, "but this door looks pretty stupid."

5th panel: [BENDER GRUNTING] with the door bending in half.

animar-smol-of-elephants says:
"Dnd in a nutshell"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 12

An old sun cracked backlit Wendy's sign with the text," Welcome to Wendy's, hail satan" above it.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 11

The scene in LotR where Elrond talks to Gandalf about the one ring.
"I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago"
"The day the strength of men failed"
Gandalf returns with:
"And I was there Elrond, 6000 years ago"
"The day the honour and dignity of elves failed" over top a picture of the Kin-slaying.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 9

The famous "po-tay-toes" meme, but the "boilem" and "stickem inna stew" frames are replace by Aragorn breaking his toes when he kicks the helmet.

It reads as "Toes! Mash 'em!"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 8

Triple venn diagram with Bank Robbers, DJs, and Preachers.
The common area between preachers and bank robbers is "Give me your money".
The common area between bank robbers and DJs is "Everybody on the floor"
The common area between DJs and Preachers is "are you with me"
And the common area with them all is "put your hands up"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 7

The Uruk-hai that killed Boromir in Fellowship of the Ring, but it's shooting its bow with its feet while hand-standing.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 6

An old Renaissance painting with text above reading, "Ever wonder what the fuck went down exactly in the Middle Ages"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 6

First picture is of an onion peel with some bud broke up inside.

Second picture is of it rolled up as a joint.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 4

A meme saying, "The more you look at it the worse it gets", with a Pokémon battle showing a red squirtle attacking a ryhorn with a lightning attack, but the text says "Charmander used Razor Leaf", and various other innaccuracies.

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 3

Because time is a spiral, and nothing is new, meet an ancestor of the "100 dudes vs 1 gorilla" debate.

"WHO WOULD WIN?"
1 trillion lions
Or
The sun

Greentext guy: "The lions would win if they attacked at night"

All of the above in a YouTube video, the title of which says "10 most intelligent people of all time"

TheGodMouse@thegodmouse· May 2

You, an idiot: viagra

Me, an intellectual: (screenshot of a PP Up in a Pokémon game with the text: "A medicine that can slightly raise the maximum PP")