Greer

@thegreer

Pilot. Archaeologist. Probably bored. If my opinions differ from yours assume I'm being sarcastic. He/Him

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Greer@thegreer· May 29

Whose Line Is It Anyway Meme:

Welcome to the Irish Spelling Bee

Where the words are made up and the pronunciations don't matter

Greer@thegreer· May 28

Sir Didymus from the movie Labyrinth.

He is a snarky middle-aged fox in finery and macaroni (also a puppet) astride a ferociously chill shaggy white dog.

Greer@thegreer· May 23

Flipped Anakin-Padme meme:

Panel 1: Padme, grinning: "SpaceX keeps forgetting to load billionaires prior to Starship launches "

P2: Anakin, smiling: "That'll prevent the rockets from exploding, right?"

P3: Padme smiling widely

P4: Anakin looking concerned

Greer@thegreer· May 23

Indeed. This was my baseline growing up. Saw it every day from the timeshare where my family spent several weeks per year.

Twin Rocks near Rockaway Beach, Oregon. They're a pair of massive, 100'+ high sea stacks a little way off-shire. One has a large hole, forming the rock into an arch.

The photo has a beachgoer and numerous shore birds--primarily gulls and pelicans--in the foreground.

Fun fact: during extremely low tides you can walk from shore to the rocks.

Greer@thegreer· May 15

Egg Shen's soup will make you feel ready to take on the world.

"Egg Shen" from the movie Big Trouble in Little China.

He is an older, balding and scruffy Asian man holding a steaming goblet.

Greer@thegreer· May 14

"I understood that reference."

Image of Iron Man's original armor. It is metallic silver and very low-tech in appearance. Kind of like Tony Stark was bitten by an irradiated HVAC supply store.

Greer@thegreer· May 13

I wanna publish 'zines And rage against machines I wanna pierce my tongue It doesn't hurt It feels fine The trivial sublime I'd like to turn off time And kill my mind You kill mind Mind...

A picture of the Pope at a lectern holding the mic like he's delivering some sweet lyrics. Behind him is utter chaos of Church officials and a press.

Greer@thegreer· May 4

Honestly you could pick almost any RPG by Black Isle/Troika/Obsidian and I could count to at least six playthroughs... But my favorite (not the best or even the one I most enjoy playing) is:

Cover art of the cRPG Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

Greer@thegreer· May 2

Time to dust off this old meme....

The Marauder Shields meme.

A picture of a Marauder--the last non-narrative enemy you encounter in ME3--with their enemy type in text above the text of their "Shields" level.

The text has been added:
He tried to protect us from ME3's ending...
He trained hard to save us...
His name was...

Greer@thegreer· Apr 30

I can't help but wonder where the Board of Peace is as conflicts in the Middle East continue to spiral out of control. Was this not supposed to be their wheelhouse?

The Legion of Doom headquarters building, as depicted in the Harley Quinn animated series.

It looks like the top-half of a skull or helmet emerging from a shimmering moat. A park and high-rise cityscape fill the background.

Greer@thegreer· Apr 22

Hell yeah.

Greer@thegreer· Apr 22

With the caveat that it currently is--and will likely remain--vaporware.

A cream and white Alpha Motors Jax.

It's a 2+suicide doors electric coupe, outfitted for off-road driving with high clearance, large, aggressive tires, tubular steel bumpers and roof rack, plus off-road lamps.

Greer@thegreer· Apr 17

Wearing a hyper-niche t-shirt to the The Format show. She doesn't get it? Dude, nobody gets it.

An old black t-shirt on a middle-aged white dude's torso with the text:

Stunning Tonto
RECORDS

Greer@thegreer· Apr 14

To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

Picture of the 12th Doctor (Capaldi) mid-regeneration.

Which is to say he is glowing gold, with particularly strong golden auras over his head and hands.

Greer@thegreer· Apr 13

No. No no no no no no. Do not Beltway Brain this. Do not overthink. Swalwell is gone, and as quickly as possible, because that is what needed to happen. Sexual assault is not a dealmaking opportunity.

Screenshot of a post suggesting Swalwell's removable from Congress should have been used as leverage to also remove Tony Gonzales

Greer@thegreer· Apr 13

Little late getting around to posting it, but loving this authentic Cherry Blossom Festival menu.

Screenshot of a Cherry Blossom Festival menu that is almost exclusively Mexican dishes

Greer@thegreer· Apr 13

I did not realize today was Chinchilliday.

A still from the old Las Vegas Chinchilliday commercial.

A grey chinchilla with a tiny straw hat is grooming in front of a tan stucco wall with red graffiti, "¡ VIVA LAS CHINCHILLAS !"

Greer@thegreer· Apr 3

RIP me and belated condolences to my father/husband, per Google.

Google AI response to whether or not I'm alive, saying I died in June 1999, was a notable Great Basin archaeologist, and that I was married to my dad.

Also misgenders me, but that's pretty typical as I have an androgynous name.

Greer@thegreer· Mar 30

Important driving milestone today:

A Hyundai Kona EV with the odometer reading 80085

Greer@thegreer· Mar 27

Bamu took a bath is the only thing I can think of.

A slightly soggy lemon papillon staring at the camera as he has been interrupted in his business of rolling in a zebra blanket on a grey couch.

Greer@thegreer· Mar 18

Made a thing. Happy St. Paddy's ☘️

Homemade vegetarian shepherd's pie in a round, orange Dutch oven.

Greer@thegreer· Mar 16

Don't ask me how, but I know in my heart that this is the solution.

Greer@thegreer· Feb 27

Replies are disabled for me but given it's a quote of me, let me say this: Fuck the Nazi Tattoo Guy. I hope the extremely old centrist beats him. My *point* was that I'm not a Mainer so I don't get to make the choice. And I really wish Mills would come out against the filibuster.

Quote-skeet of my post with the text:

HE'S A FUCKING NAZI!

I literally cannot believe some of you assholes, you might as well just post that you hate ****s at this point because you can't even draw the line at a dude who had a fucking totenkopf for nearly two decades. Like please, just register as Republicans."

Greer@thegreer· Feb 12

Reminder to credulous media types: When you quote Trump or any Trump official, this is who you're quoting:

Henry Rollins dressed as Superman, but with an R instead of an S, in a still from the video for the Rollins Band song, "Liar." The entire shot is through a menacing red--but also vaguely sepia-toned--filter, with a deliberately fake-looking countryside backdrop.

Greer@thegreer· Feb 12

Is it a President? Is it a business man? No! It's Radical Transparency Man!

A still from the Rollins Band song "Liar" depicting Henry Rollins in a Superman costume with an "R" instead of the typical "S".

The entire shot is through a red filter.

Greer@thegreer· Feb 11

Bush 9/11 meme with the text: A second set of Krassensteins has hit the skyline

Greer@thegreer· Jan 30

Drake meme but with Robbie Rotten from LazyTown

Top panel: Impeach, remove, and prosecute criminals

Bottom panel: Declare crime illegal

Greer@thegreer· Jan 25

Movie was bad. Production history (especially the non-existent support for the teen actors) was a fucking nightmare. But a great soundtrack, with the caveat that it's mostly a The Folk Implosion album.

Greer@thegreer· Jan 20

The Good Place "Jason figured it out meme" replacing "Jason" with "Belgium"

Greer@thegreer· Jan 19