Don't panic, Elmo will propose an Americanized version of the Battleship Yamato with guns, LOTS OF GUNS, and maybe Uncle Pedo will have a heart attack when he sees the sketches.

Sales of inflatable animal costumes will increase again and that's all there is to it.

Just hear me out: Israeli space lasers....

Another right decision made sometime in the past.

It's as if they're coated in Teflon—nothing sticks to them. 🤷

People simply refused to understand that Idiocracy (2006) was just a movie and not a guide. 🤷

At some unspecified point in time, I apparently made the right decision.

Is that a question?

A user shared this. I don't know who the author is but it's... perfect.

Step by step....

Let's wish them luck.

That's good. But I can think of someone else who would be happy.

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If we had to summarize what has happened so far:

No, Europe will not restore relations with Moscow. Go tell your daddy we said NO.

Here are 3 reasons not to touch it until those who created it start thinking. As we can see from Exhibit A, apparently for them the situation is: Nothing personal, just business.

If the bad guys take their island, and they can send an official complaint to the MS and boycott .... something ... Stupid people will remain stupid. My favorite is when some baguette says: Use our AI because it's European... Yeah, well, most likely, but...

Guys, don't panic, sooner or later help from Europe will come. We owe it to you. And you left us video instructions on what to do with the bad guys:

In the US, people are being shot by the Gestapo, but the nation has more important things to do. Maybe we'll need a lot more popcorn and a lot more guns.

We need to arrive in style.