Hawke Wood

@thehawkeward

Weird little goblin boi, arty farty type. [they/he] AuDHD, disabled, queer, trans/intersex. I love stories in all forms & stream on Twitch.

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Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jul 13

Merlin (and Jurassic Park) had a chokehold on my childhood.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jul 10

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jul 8

The colours, the distant sky, the reflections it was the first time I really remember seeing *life* in a picture

Boar Lane by Atkinson Grimshaw a rainy, overcast street in Leeds in the early evening.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jul 7

This is so fucking sweet??? What an absolute balm to receive in response to the first ‘friend’.

I remember you too. I remember (what I perceived to be) a girl who didn't know where she fit in this world. Now I see a beautiful human, living their best life and I'm so bloody happy for you. I'm so glad we are still connected via social media so 1 can support and cheer you on even from a distance

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jul 6

Oh no please save me from all this love and acceptance and being the happiest I’ve been in my entire life oh noooo

A screengrab of a facebook post that reads ‘Back in 2015 Jesus saved me from the LGBTQ lifestyle. Thank you Jesus. Most of the time I used to tell myself that I was born this way and if that was so, how can Jesus condemn for it. He taught me that, yes, we are all born with sin but we don't have to continue our lives with sin. Whatever sin that might be.. Jesus created us in the likeness of His image so how can He possibly make us be born to be something He clearly condemns. Now I feel free, at peace knowing that I am a child of God that by His strength I can overcome anything with joy in my heart.
With God everything is possible.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world
that He gave His only begotten son that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.’

A response to that post from a family friend tagging me directly to say ‘I have prayed for you for years and believe one day you will know the freedom in Christ Jesus ❤️
I say this because I remember you 🥰’

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jul 4

Happened again! Also my wife is adorable. Supercooled water is super cool.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 29

Odd Thomas

A fortune from a machine that reads ‘you are destined to be together forever’

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 29

Posting peets

Merry very delicately resting his paws in Mel’s open palm

Shinx curled up on her back looking adorable

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 28

Summer adventures

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 26

Had a five (5) minute shower and the entire bathroom is flooded/not draining I don’t think that’s what a wet room is supposed to do 😭

Photo of the accessible wet room floor which is covered in water all the way to the threshold into the bedroom

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 26

Disabled people still not allowed to fuck

Travelodge hotel ‘double’ room set up distinctly with twin beds

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 26

Spent all night painfully and violently ill with heatstroke so we’re getting a train now instead hope I don’t dieeeee ✌🏻

A very tired and unwell looking Hawke ready to set off on the day’s journey.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 14

Strongly linked to my angsty teenage years

The poster for I’m a Cyborg but that’s OK

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Jun 7

The poster for Shine featuring Geoffrey Rush leaping into the air naked save for a coat

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· May 28

Ehehehehehoohooheehee

Your Result:
nonbinary Creature
you're not a woman or a man, you're more of a force of nature if anything. transphobes have gotten mad at you for being transmasc AND being transfem because they straight up don't know what the fuck you are. your hair is probably best described as "scraggly" and you're covered in random chunky jewelry on any given day.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· May 19

I dreamt I started a commentary youtube channel and my first video was about the new He-Man movie where I refused to use any pronouns for the whole video

Some dickhead on twitter ranting about how they gave He-Man promouns

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· May 12

WHO APPROVED BUTTHOLE BONSLY?

A screen shot from Pokemon Pocket TCG of a Bonsly card where he’s fallen on his back showing the bottom of the pot which features a gaping black hole between his legs.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Apr 21

Mel just got an email… ‘everything you need to know before your visit to the natural history museum’ This visit you mean?

Mel making friends with a dinosaur animatronic at the Natural History Museum yesterday.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Mar 18

New Hawke cosplay has landed

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Mar 17

The shakes do be shaking today

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Mar 16

A film that seems to be basically impossible to get nowadays

The poster for The Pagemaster showing a young Macauley Culkin, animated books with faces, a wizard and a dragon

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Mar 13

Didn’t realise my wife had fallen asleep so woke her up in startling fashion with a dramatic reading of this tweet.

Tweet that reads
STOP FEEDING CROWS BAGELS. They aren't eating the bagels you are giving them. They are stashing them in my trees and it's raining bagels at my house.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Mar 13

Can’t believe how much hair I’ve got now! I still get fallout but it’s only been a couple of years since only about 1/3 of my head actually grew hair at all. #alopecia

Selfie of Hawke with longer hair and a shaved side but full coverage

A photo of Hawke from behind taken a couple of years ago where he is bald with very obvious huge hair loss patches

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Mar 13

Aerobics class based on mid-2000’s youtube called OMG Move. Is that anything?

Kelly of Shoes fame speaking into a mic wearing a ‘betch’ Tshirt

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Feb 26

Dramatic moment in Resident Evil Requiem but all I can see is this cheeky chap peekin at me

A close up of Grace’s leather jacket where two pop studs and the hem line appear to be a smiley lil guy staring directly at the camera.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Feb 22

Why would my library not get another copy of this? I totally forgot I even put it on hold.

A screengrab from Libby showing one copy of an audiobook copy of Faebound by Saara El-Arifi which I requested back in July 2025. Almost 50 people are waiting in line after me.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Feb 11

Can we please get accurate subtitles again I beg.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Feb 9

I don’t think I’ve ever posted about Star Wars so this was a surprise!

A screengrab from the ‘bluesky map’ showing Hawke between ‘UK trans rights activists’ and ‘Star Wars fan community’ with ‘Queer left leaning creative community’ a little further away.

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Feb 8

And I thought I was only going for an eye test…

A screengrab of a poorly transcribed voicemail which reads ‘oh, hello, this is Alicia speaking from Sex Reservations’ which I HOPE is from Specsavers though I am kind of intrigued…

Hawke Wood@thehawkeward· Feb 7