The Homework Ogre
@thehomeworkogre
this is not an account of honor, nothing of value is posted here
SOURCE: Squeenix Shuts Down 15 year Publishing Label, "I guess we finally finished. It's busted, we're drained, I'm saying that we finally masturbated to completion in an orgasm, metaphorically."
@landwashbrewery.bsky.social's hyperlocal labelling game is unmatched
nothing says summer like applying fire to pork and drinking the stiffest g n ts the law will allow
"of course we don't see you as some sort of 'mule,' that's ludicrous. we value your intellectual contributions to the workplace. now can you dust and mop the boardroom and lug these boxes down 6 floors oh and there's some paper shreds on the floor there oh and collate and hole punch these 300 pages,
i'm so sorry darling, i simply can't. i'm busy servicing my
"nothing says Friday like being trapped in a windowless room for 4 hours to get nothing done"
i see they've decided to finally put a bullet in this app by inducing brain worms in the userbase
"aha, well you see it's 7:24 and so i no longer have to care about whether this email finds me well"
I hope we never find out What the Deal With This is and it remains as the greatest Fuck You I'm Out in broadcast history
there's much to be said for a seat at the back against a wall where nobody can see what you're so focused on
"yes i will second any motion that gets me the fuck out of here"
I'm travelling on conference so I couldn't really bring a pad of post its into the room
"no, an extremely productive afternoon, I met lots of people"