“You may find yourself Living in a pancake stack. And you may find yourself In another part of the world And you may find yourself Behind a wheel of a large parmagiano. And you may find yourself in a beautiful cake A big chocolate cake And you may ask yourself "Well... how did I get here?"

Dude, you’re 65 years old and you’re dying your goatee and hair. Unless you’re an unemployed magician, you ain’t fooling anyone.

Putin after 4 years in Ukraine.

Absolutely nobody~ Kyle Rittenhouse~

Fucking idiot.

BREAKING: Greg Bovino’s team have put an air tag on him in case radical leftists abduct him. They’re worried folks, keep up the protests!

Jake Paul be like..

Beatrice was our old Basset hound.

Trump’s healthcare plan in one picture

When you’re MAGA, you’re expected to pray every by exposing your donut to the south, Mar a Lago to be specific.

Me when I saw all the “Kirk dead” headlines and found out it wasn’t Shatner.

From your lips to God’s ears, Chuck.

Would that be THIS asshole?

…and fuck you too, Alex. Fuuuuuck you.

Honestly, don’t let it bother you. In my opinion he reaped the whirlwind.

RFK Jr and Trump~ “You are smart to let your immune system handle viruses and diseases instead of relying on vaccines, now come to our rallies, and bring your wallets!” MAGA~

When you supported a pedophile, misogynistic con artist and and the afterlife finds you in a purgatory paddy wagon with Rush Limbaugh and Hitler…

“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” he told the Journal. “It’s not my language. It’s not my words.”